Dr. Ku Advice

[Lwek]

Hey doc, What is your real name in life, where do you live, who is your mom?

 

[Jason]

Unless Your Johhny Knoxville.

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by Dark Blade
I kept hitting Maverick with rocks and stones and boulders... now I think he is dead... I already poked him with a stick.. and he wasnt moving! What should I do?


-Dark Blade
the killer person of Maverick who was beaten with rocks uncontrollably causing me to be a killer

It wasn't me dammit! You're so drunk you mistaken me from Amantis's doll named Bannatalos.

Originally posted by Kaldaris
Dr.Ku! I revently caught Maverick sleeping with his dog, what should I do?? THE TRAUMA~!!!!

- Kaldaris
A traumatized victim.

Hello? It wasn't a dog. It was a dalmatian.

 

[Hot Action Cop]

Originally posted by Theroy
People wont stop makeing fun of the bunny what can I do

Give the bunny some dark glasses and a pistol.

Originally posted by Dark_Ass
What could i buy for ten pubic hairs?

A date with your mom, or a chocolate ice cream bar.

Originally posted by ZaKu
My penis just fell off. What should i do? Put it in a cooler and run to your office?

Yes and hurry. Oh and bring a sandwidtch

Originally posted by TwEaK
I blew my knee falling out of a tree.
The antifreeze won't come up. (2 days ago:eek
Everybody says to cut my hair because they say im a hippy.
The summer break isn't coming fast enough!
I need some pussy.

HELP!

Ok 1st 1: put some ice on it to keep the swelling down, and maybe one of those hot or cold patches and some bengay lotion

2nd 1: If your serious go see a ****ing paramedic!

3rd 1: Dont listen to them! hippys rule!

4th 1: Time travel my friend.... time travel. For 8.00 i can tell you how to do it

5th 1: Pluck 10 pubic hairs and see the question before the last.

Originally posted by Dark_Dude
I got fired today... i was working at a grocery store and some 7 year old asked me for some gum, and i told him next aisle, yet he wanted me to go get it, so i said no, he kicked me in the shin, and i punched him through a wall... why did I get fired?

Well for one thing you punched a 7 year old. You never punch a seven year old. You pick em up and throw em. Or slap em. But never punch.

Originally posted by Kaldaris
Dr.Ku! I revently caught Maverick sleeping with his dog, what should I do?? THE TRAUMA~!!!!

- Kaldaris
A traumatized victim.

I suggest have a porn fest. Go on the internet and look up all the pornography you can. Should whipe your memory clean.

Originally posted by Dark_Mon
I kept hitting Maverick with rocks and stones and boulders... now I think he is dead... I already poked him with a stick.. and he wasnt moving! What should I do?


-Dark Blade
the killer person of Maverick who was beaten with rocks uncontrollably causing me to be a killer

Hide the body quick! Yeah i used to have this problem. I would listen to the voices in my head but i ran out of places to hide the bodies. Its just a stage your going through it'll pass.

Originally posted by Tit Head
hey doc, when I was young I got chick pox on my penis and I scratched it while I was sleeping and when I woke up my penis was the size of a horses penis...
it has never gone back to normal size so I walk around with this huge penis
what do i do?

Become a farmer who just drives around the road. eventually you'll pick up a hitch hiker dressed in skimpy short skirt and no top and live a happy life of sex and ect.

Originally posted by Tit Head
Hey doc, What is your real name in life, where do you live, who is your mom?

My name is Asher, i live in hawaii and that last question is classified

Thats all for now folks!

~[DOcToR Ku]~

 

[torrid mind]

dear dr. ku
we love your advise collum we read it everyday! but heres our problem,
our freinds b-day is 2day hes comeing over to my house for his party (im letting him and his gf use my bedroom so they can be all bow chicka wow wow!) well you see we found this pic of him ass ****ing adam we are going to enlarge it and frame it in a cute lil pink fuzzy frame.. we dont know what else to give him! we were thinking some of my grandparents viagra whould do but, he is useing MY bedroom u c? what should i do
mo fo Kearyn

 

[Theroy]

 

[TweaK]

Everybody at the hospital said I drank kool-aid, but all the kool-aid in my house disappeared. I swear I drank antifreeze and put koolaid in my parents truck!

 

[daoffshoreman]

doctor ku, i have a problem. my minoins wont obey me or accept suzy as their supreme leader. he make fun of me for worshiping the dog..."the dog is our mascot" they say....well suzy IS your supreme leader...what should i do?

 

[Silynt Rage]

Dr. Ku....

C0ck pump or those cheesy pills that they sell on infomercials late at night?

lol....

 

[Maverick]

Dear Dr. Ku,

Are you a doctor or a cop?

Maverick

 

[Silynt Rage]

maybe he's a cop that went to college for 8 years.

 

[Jason]

Dr. Ku,

coRtALoS is sending pictures of his feet to me and signing them "Bunny"

What does this mean and how do I stop it?

 

[ReiGn]

Dr. Ku,

How do you get rid of this bunny addiction?

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by Silynt Rage
maybe he's a cop that went to college for 8 years.

Wow. That would make him very old then. Which comes up to my next question. Is your face wrinkled Dr. Ku?

- Amantis

 

[Silynt Rage]

Dr. Ku, how come you never answer your questions...?

 

[Emperor Pan I]

I have a question, why must everyone have the most annoyingist trick in their sigs?

 

[Hot Action Cop]

Originally posted by torrid mind
dear dr. ku
we love your advise collum we read it everyday! but heres our problem,
our freinds b-day is 2day hes comeing over to my house for his party (im letting him and his gf use my bedroom so they can be all bow chicka wow wow!) well you see we found this pic of him ass ****ing adam we are going to enlarge it and frame it in a cute lil pink fuzzy frame.. we dont know what else to give him! we were thinking some of my grandparents viagra whould do but, he is useing MY bedroom u c? what should i do
mo fo Kearyn

Ok heres wat you do: Buy him a 12 pound bag of condoms. Should last him a long time and he be ever so thankfull.

Originally posted by That dog worshiping freak

doctor ku, i have a problem. my minoins wont obey me or accept suzy as their supreme leader. he make fun of me for worshiping the dog..."the dog is our mascot" they say....well suzy IS your supreme leader...what should i do?

Find new minions or kill someone as an example. Preferably high ranking.

Originally posted by Silent "Small" Rage

Dr. Ku....

C0ck pump or those cheesy pills that they sell on infomercials late at night?

lol....

Well pump injects a needle into your dick so i would go with pills.

Originally posted by Maverick

Dear Dr. Ku,

Are you a doctor or a cop?

Maverick

Both... im a Dotc-o-cop. Special Degree.

Originally posted by That german sounding mage dude

Dr. Ku,

coRtALoS is sending pictures of his feet to me and signing them "Bunny"

What does this mean and how do I stop it?

Kill him. Cut his feet off. Or find him a new victim. I think in the ancient language of Dickanese it means have gay hot love to me but im not sure.

Originally posted by REiGn

Dr. Ku,

How do you get rid of this bunny addiction?

Rent Bunny: True Hollywood story. from block buster. It cure you. Trust me. U see how vicious those bastards are. Hell look at cort! he's a deranged pyscopathic sadist who likes to prey on little kids! and bunnys are even WORSE

Originally posted by Amantis

Wow. That would make him very old then. Which comes up to my next question. Is your face wrinkled Dr. Ku?

- Amantis

No, being a doct-o-cop i have found the secrete of staying ever youthfull.

Originally posted by Span

Dr. Ku, how come you never answer your questions...?

I answer maybe once or twice a day. Bastard.


I have a question, why must everyone have the most annoyingist trick in their sigs?
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Because this is battleforums. One person has a dumb ass sig trick, which leads to another, and another ect. Imagin if coRt had a gay porn pic. This place would be crawling with homos!



Thats all for now

 

[Maverick]

Are you mad at Rage Dr. Ku? Why did you call him Bastard? That's not how a doctor speaks, does it?

- Amantis

 

[Hot Action Cop]

EDIT

This reveiled my secrete plan to um.. make... world peace.Yeah. Thats it

 

[Silynt Rage]

Dr. Ku?

How does one take advice from someone so immature?