You know you suck at DotA when...

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    How the hell is that true? Your just saying that because u hate DotA:eek:fftopic


    251. When U get y/s on Visage
     
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    Nono, that was a valid response, trust me. Whenever my friends play it too much, they get angsty. :(
     
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    o yea! u mean greedy? shit i remember i used to b the greediet one of all especially wit Bloodseeker LMAO good times :D

    252. when u dont spam thunder clap on Panda (shit 300 + dmage 55% slow + crit + haze at lvl 7 --enemies such as intel agil have only have about 500 yo 700 health -u do the math!)
     
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    If you have Haze, Crit AND Thunder Clap at level 7, then you are playing him wrong.

    Anyways,

    253. When you think DotA takes more skill than ladder (pft).
     
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    254) You buy 6 Divine Rapiers and challenge the entire opposing team, consisting of heroes with the ability to cast stunning spells, to a 5v1 duel.
    255) You attempt to chase down a hero when you have no movement speed increment items and your opponent has Boots of Travel + Sange and Yasha.*
     
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    wtf hos tht build wrong? Go for the 4th upgrade of thunder clap and 1 upgrade for haze and 1 for crit ... how is that wrong greg????

    256. wen u get radience on razor
     
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    Actually, that's one of the better items on him.

    257. You think -re and -ctf are some brand new modes (if they come back).
     
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    258. right when the game starts u attack the enemy tower, only to realize you're losing but then u get stunned by leoric and then u die.
     
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    when are proud of urself for selecting a hero
     
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    260. Your name is Woodpencil
     
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    261) You have a Gem of True Seeing and you die by Techie Landmines.*
     
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    262. You buy a Gem of True Seeing, 30 minutes after seeing a cloaked hero.
     
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    263) You buy a Gem of True Seeing after you buy a Gem of True Seeing, "so if you die, you still have a second one to use."*
     
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    But then you lose both gems.

    264) You are so scared of a cloaked unit, you carry nothing but Sentry Wards and Gems.
     
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    265) You drop your Sentry Wards around your starting position just in case someone attacks you from there and they are invisible...
    266) ... When no towers have been destroyed.*
     
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    267) You leave because someone stole your tower

    268) You think that a Gem of True Seeing will protect you from invisible attacks

    269) You try to sell back the Gem of True Seeing after buying it

    270) You go get yourself killed because you wanted to free up an item slot, but you tried to remove the dr.
     
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    271) You get more than 1 Boots of Speed (except for the Crow Courier)
     
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    272) You have 2 chickens and/or crows
     
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    273) You kill yourself because you want to return to base and are too lazy to walk back...
    274) ... After you have 5 Divine Rapiers...
    275) ... And you listen to your enemy's advice about doing so...
    276) ... And you thought they were your teammates.*
     
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    277) You attack your own bases buildings.