You know you suck at DotA when...

[XDxxTX]

LOL 184. just stand there when your being attacked.

 

[Renzokuken]

185. Played another LAN game and went to search for some heroes to kill. Found one up top, just below the tree line (Below where the creeps run), i began owning the hell outta the hero (I think it was Naga Siren), my friend yelled out for help but my other friend said "Nah! Gimmie my Plate Mail back!". So no help was give and i killed him.

Now, this hero that wouldn't help, was Juggernaut, and he was JUST above both of us farming creeps. He didn't even realise that just below him, i was killing a teammate of his.

Yeah, we don't really like to party with him that much anymore, he just doesn't pay attention to what's around him haha.

 

[HispanicPaulo]

186. u dont know wat farming is

 

[ChrisH36]

187. You leave after you lose your first hero in deathmatch

188. You don't know what death match is

189. You run into conficts head on without backup

190. You cast Mana Void on a creep

191. You cast mana void on a full mana hero

192. You charm (Chen), a creep on the lanes.

 

[Renzokuken]

Hey! I charmed the hell out of those creeps back when i was noob! Then i realised Furbolgs, Satyrs and Ogre Magi are alot better...

193. You get bashers with Dwarven. It's just not worth it... so many other better items he could utilise better than a basher... In fact, i just hate it when ranged heroes get bashers full stop! (Except for Troll Warlord, because he can go melee for extra bash, so it makes sense for him)

 

[Dream_Walker]

194. You think Power Treads are Power Threads.

 

[ChrisH36]

195. You carry 6 of an item

196. You get BRACERS on Naix

197. You suck with Naix

198. You bitch when someone outmelees Naix early game

 

[Renzokuken]

I'm guilty of #196 haha!

199. You don't use Exorcism to push towers as Death Prophet. I mean, seriously, who wouldn't do that? For an extra 500 gold, it's pretty worth it, and DP isn't really a hero-killer in my opinion, she supports other heroes more.

Exorcism ftw!

 

[x42bn6]

200) Attempting to save your ally, you use Pudge's Meat Hook to pull him/her out of danger, only to realise that someone is casting an Area of Effect spell upon you...*

 

[Dream_Walker]

201. You think Nerubian Weaver is boring. (How is it NOT fun to escape death by Time Lapse only to come back with full hit points and beat their ass?)

 

[ChrisH36]

202. You don't use Phase to get the Avatar of Vengeance out of battle

203. You don't blink to get out of battle if you are weak

 

[Dream_Walker]

204. You FOD or Laguna a hero with 100 hit points left when it wasn't even your prey.

 

[ChrisH36]

205. You use Repear's Scythe on a target with 1 hp left

206. You run into battle with 1 hp left

207. You meat hook allies

208. You have 0 denies

209. You don't know what -csboardon does

210. You can't farm

211. You create -ap -sm games.

212. You run from enemies and rely on an ally to get you the kills you need

 

[xXSupanoobXx]

205. You use Repear's Scythe on a target with 1 hp left

206. You run into battle with 1 hp left

207. You meat hook allies

208. You have 0 denies

209. You don't know what -csboardon does

210. You can't farm

211. You create -ap -sm games.

212. You run from enemies and rely on an ally to get you the kills you need

Whats wrong with 0 denies?

213. You toss allies.

 

[Dream_Walker]

I suck at DotA and so does Chris because we play ap sm games

214. You buy Sange and Yasha on Luna.

 

[ChrisH36]

215. You find a way to chop trees on wood

216. You Repears a creep

217. You dont start with Life Drain on TerrorBLade

218. You try to solo push with Witch Doctor

219. You buy 6 Mekansms

220. you dont get a soul booster when you want to chicken dagons.

 

[Renzokuken]

About #213, tossing allies as Tiny can be a smart thing. The unit that is tossed doesn't take very much damage at all, and it's good to help your friends jump back into the fray, or out of it.

221. You use Death Ward, but you immediately start moving again. I always forget that it's channelling, i'm such a noob Witch Doctor! Haha.

 

[xXSupanoobXx]

About #213, tossing allies as Tiny can be a smart thing. The unit that is tossed doesn't take very much damage at all, and it's good to help your friends jump back into the fray, or out of it.

221. You use Death Ward, but you immediately start moving again. I always forget that it's channelling, i'm such a noob Witch Doctor! Haha.

Sorry mistake. I should say...

213. You toss low-hp allied heroes and you don't even notice it.

Well...

222. You get killed at the fountain.

 

[micro.micro]

205. You use Repear's Scythe on a target with 1 hp left

206. You run into battle with 1 hp left

207. You meat hook allies

208. You have 0 denies

209. You don't know what -csboardon does

210. You can't farm

211. You create -ap -sm games.

212. You run from enemies and rely on an ally to get you the kills you need

some of what you typed isn't that bad. i don't deny in pubs. meat hook allies, yea that's me. i run into battle with a silver of life left, also me (throw in my spell and run off.)

223. you try to pursuade a scourge creep with chen in order to mine wood.

 

[Dream_Walker]

224. You don't know how to counter Syllabear's Spirit Bear.