You know you suck at DotA when...

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    ROFL, clearly a noob

    Buddy u cnt destory buildings in dota wen they r urs and wen u actaully can, its wen their low life/state

    u obviously dont know wat ur talking about

    sry man :D
     
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    He actually does. What if the deny fails? And you do it too early? You could practically help thier cause.

    278) When you make mirror images, you do it when you have 1 life left and you are attacking.
     
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    Meh, i deny anything because i dont want to even give the slightest chance for some1 to get extra gold.

    279) You use ur ult on an image...
    280) Your account name has the words "noob" in it
    281) You dont know wat a "hotkey" is
    282) You say "hey im always human, why am i Night Elf?"
     
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    I think it's fairly easy to know when a tower should be euthanised...

    283) You use the arrow keys to scroll.
    284) You chase down a hero with Boots of Speed and he has Power Treads, and there are towers in the way.*
     
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    Some of that can be contradicted, wat if the enemy is slowed or it is the night for the NS, or if Pugna is chasing some1 slow (leviathan), b/e Pugna has the fastest MS, correct me if im wrong, greg.

    285. U choose Svens passives over his stun.
     
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    286) You're wondering where your peasant/peon/acolyte/wisp is
    287) You're wondering why you can't control the treant/druid of the talon
     
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    Out of all the heroes, Chaos Knight has highest movement speed.

    288) You stay at your base and wait until the enemy comes to it before you try to stop them.
     
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    After playing a gaeme last night against CK, i tottsly agree wit u, Chris. I hate how their ms' are so great, i cou;dve gotten FB yesterday if he wasnt as fast...:-/
     
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    289) You blow your first 10 levels on stats.
     
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    290) You don't radomly check for weakened heroes at thier shop :D (hahahah greg, never forget the time i got u at the ur shop, good tmes:D)
     
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    Obviously, many people dont know how devastating KOTL is in a no rules 1v1 match.


    291) when you equip a buriza-do-kyanon on Mortred
     
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    Dude, thse crits stack.... Silly :p.
     
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    Damage wise yes. But that depends on the Multiplier.

    292) You carry 6 Mekansms
     
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    in a sense, they do, but in another sense, they don't.
    Buriza on mortred is pretty downgraded compared to when you use it on other characters, which means you wont get your money's worth. MKB can give you higher damage bonus and the channeling interruption effect
    for a much lower price

    293)Your goblin techie looses against a melee character
     
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    again, techies are only good early game (suicide), later on a melee hero with 4 - 5 k hp won't even lose half of his lfie against you
     
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    294) You suicide late game against a hero with full life.
     
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    well, all the techies need to do to get on is plant mines non stop, i've never lost a match against a melee character yet, since i have already burned his base down to the ground before he could get the items needed to live through the mine fields i make. (if you make the game drag on, enemy could get an aegis or hot,which is living hell).

    and BTW i DONT use suicide for killing purposes.

    although... i was cussing my way through one game when for some reason(which i dont know of), my goblins keep on killing themselves on a ziggurat.
     
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    ok let's make a 1vs1 and it'll be the first game you lose against a melee hero ;)
     
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    295) You flee the Moon Rider and she chases you down with full mana.

    Quite possibly the only hero you do not run from if possible. :p*
     
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    295) You cast Freezing Field from the range you cast Frostbite.

    296) You are a member of the Dota-Allstars.com boards.