You know you suck at DotA when...

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  1. Ntrik_

    Ntrik_ Premium Member

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    1. You have more deaths then more kills
    2. You've never gotten those messgaes "ON RAMPAGe, GODLIKE, BEYOND GOD LIKE"
    3. You dont know what items to buy
    4. You've never played DOTA or know what it is.
     
  2. Wing Zero

    Wing Zero lol just as planned

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    5) the only gold u ever get is when u get your hero
     
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    All of these apply for me!

    6. Your teammates rather you leave then keep playing as a minimalistic pusher.
     
  4. Zerglite

    Zerglite BattleForums Senior Member

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    6. you dont know what any of the abreviations in the game name mean

    like

    -ar -sm

    BTW

    what DOES that mean ?!
     
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    Ar = All Random. Not sure about SM.

    And, I know I'm a noob at DotA when I charge at Wing's dwarf and get shot with a powerful bullet. :(
     
  6. Dream_Walker

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    -all random -short mode
    7. You get pwned by Dwarven Sniper
    8. You buy a refresher orb on Tinker, and Duplicating heroes like Chaos Knight.
     
  7. i_killa_you

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    9) You lose 1v1 to a KotL.
    10) You have more deaths then a suicide techie.
    11) You always strive to buy a Divine Rapier at the beginning of the game.
     
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    12) You get 6 boots of speed
    13) You buy gem of true sight for techies
    14) You strive to buy divine rapier for techies.
     
  9. Dream_Walker

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    You WILL lose to a KotL 1v1, gaurenteed because of his ultimate pushing multiple lanes at one time, and you can only be one place at one time :p.
    15. You get owned by Pugna multiple times.
     
  10. Octopor

    Octopor your whole family is made of meat

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    16. You wonder "WHEN THE HELL IS MY GUY GOING TO RESPAWN?" in regular DM.
     
  11. Dream_Walker

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    hahahahahaha.
    17. You think theres a character better than a PA with 6 divines.
     
  12. Ntrik_

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    18. You ask "Ok, whats the best item to buy here?"
     
  13. Octopor

    Octopor your whole family is made of meat

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    19. You constantly wonder to yourself "Now how do I get wood..."
     
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    20. you don't know how to upgrade dagon/necrominon
    21. you tell a pa that you can see em even though he's "invisible" ( this has happed to me alot)
    22. you mistake naix for a creep
     
  15. ChrisH36

    ChrisH36 Guy with Most Posts on Quiet Board.

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    23. You bitch about how your Naix got outmeleed by Gondar.
     
  16. Harris.On.Rento

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    24. you leave right after getting a hero you don't like in -ar
     
  17. Dream_Walker

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    Gondar gets outmeleed by Naix :p (late game)
    25. You do bad with Rylai :(
     
  18. Wing Zero

    Wing Zero lol just as planned

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    26- You let me get over 10 kills
     
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    27. you get owned by me with stealth assassin

    (hell you must suck because it was the first time i played him)

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    yes people, i got s&y and i didnt even finish treads... hell I still was 14-0
     
  20. ChrisH36

    ChrisH36 Guy with Most Posts on Quiet Board.

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    28. You lose to me when I am not playing in a game with friends like CM and Greg.