Destroy a Wish (game)

[Dragnskull]

wish granted, you now live in the sewer, eat nothing but pizza, get attacked by shredder every day, fight a strange race of brain-lookin aliens, not to mention triceratons, and also, you have no parents (besides the 2 turtles that live in a lake somewhere) but instead, your father is a broken canaster that once contained green mutagen. o, and you cant go to the street in daylight.

i wish i thought of being a TMNT before he did -.-

 

[ChrisH36]

Done, then some corporate dumbasses steal your idea and made it an empire

I wish I could destroy evil empires.

 

[Dragnskull]

done, ur now hated by microsoft and your computer blows up, killing you

(btw, you missread my wish.)

i wish i lived in my own house, in a good area that never has a single crime, a huge perimiter defense for the town so nothing bad can ever come in, monitored 24 hours a day to make sure nothing goes wrong, ever.

 

[ChrisH36]

done, but you can't go to the grocery store because your house is so fortified, not EVEN YOU can leave it.

I wish I had some beef. (I am making up pointless wishes btw).

 

[Dragnskull]

done, ur now getting porked in the ass by a black man.

and u missed another part of my last wish "the entire area is blocked" meaning not just my house, but the entire neighborhood, meaning there is a local grocery market in it.

anyways:

i wish that i was the prince of england, even though i lived here in the US

 

[ChrisH36]

SHHHH I CAN MAKE UP WHATEVER I WANT!!!!!!!

Done, but all terrorist attacks ment for Britian are now aimed at the US in hopes you will be found. (I am that mean).

I wish I had a working Final Fantasy 9.

 

[Dragnskull]

done, but u come home and discover that your system is now broke.

i wish the tmnt series never died.

 

[ChrisH36]

Done, then the guys who created the series died. So it aired reruns

I wish Splinter was another animal, besides a rat.

 

[Dragnskull]

done, but the series fails because of the character change, you managed to ruin my favorite cartoon of all time, it never airs, ever again, so i come and kill you in the slowest, most painful death possible.

and actually, theres 2 creators, not just one

i wish that hellwolf would sign offline for the night

 

[ChrisH36]

Done, but it wont happen till 2:30 - 3am

I wish it was 3 am already .

 

[Kamikaze]

Done, but it wont happen till 2:30 - 3am

I wish it was 3 am already .

done, but it only lasted for 60 seconds and time passsed, so now its 9:28 am

i wish Bush wouldn't be such an ass

 

[Glowy]

done. he got shot for being a dumbass.



I wish my pecker glowed green everytime I yelled "SHINNY SHINNY COCOA PUFF SHIMMY SHIMMY RIGHT" like a barb war cry then rainbows and pictures of uncirons would sprout from the gum,drop streets of candy land. Where giant pickles rule them all with a green fist!





oh yea :hxc

 

[Dragnskull]

done, now we all have to be surrounded by a world designed for 7 year old girls. asshole.

i wish i didnt have eto go to work today.

 

[Darkmatter]

Done, now you can talk to me endlessly and fill your stomach of boredom and desire.

I wish...my friends can come to my birthday party tomnorrow.

 

[Glowy]

done but now u got fired cuz they saw ur post.



I wish I wasn't 30 mins late for work and actually get my ass of the computer and stop smoking pot to go to owkr but since i don't care and feel like coming in late cuz i run this country..imma stay here

 

[ChrisH36]

Done, but then you find out your boss doesn't need you today. So you smoke more dope.

I wish Glowpole had the biggest doobie.

 

[Malcom Sex]

Done, he gets the greatest joint, smokes it, passes out from its narcotic effects, misses work tomorrow only to be fired. He then falls into a state of bankruptcy and is forced to live the rest of his life as a bum.

I wish I won the 310 million US dollar jackpot and lived the rest of my long life as a happy millionaire until the day I die.

 

[Glowy]

done...too bad u stole the winngin ticket and ended up in jail to be butt pluggeds by sgt slice dad.



I wish pot was not detecable by urine and it gave you super powers. OO

 

[Dream_Walker]

done but then everyone becomes superheroes and the world gets bored, so they all give up their powers.

i wish i was an elf

 

[Gimmi]

done but then everyone becomes superheroes and the world gets bored, so they all give up their powers.

i wish i was an elf

done, but you hung like one too
HA!
i wish i had an unlimited supply of crude oil.:redeye