Destroy a Wish (game)

[ChrisH36]

Done, for now it lives on in history

I wish Roach would post a recent photo of himself.

 

[Gimmi]

done, but he burned his face on a grill, so hes ugly
I wish stephen colbert would go back to the daily show

 

[ChrisH36]

Done, but then it got nuked so it went off the air.

<insert stupid wish here>

 

[Dragnskull]

done, ur wish is granted even though you were hopeing it wouldnt be. ruined ur plan biatch.

i wish for a girlfriend. (cmon guys this ones easy -.- )

 

[ChrisH36]

Done, but now it turns out she is a hooker outside the donut shop

I wish I was a ninja "NIN NIN" ^_^.

 

[kirby2]

Done, but then it got nuked so it went off the air.

<insert stupid wish here>

<I wish to own the internet>

 

[ChrisH36]

Done, but now you are the stupidest life form on the planet because the internet made you so.

I wish I had an inflatable love doll.

 

[Kamikaze]

done, but the only hole it has is the one the air is leaking out of

i wish i had more time for video games

 

[Dragnskull]

Done, but now you are the stupidest life form on the planet because the internet made you so.

I wish I had an inflatable love doll.

done, but you bit her boob, she farted, and flew out the window (i know it was done already but i had to answer it.)

i wish i had more time for video games

done, time freezes, you have all the time in the world, ashame everything is frozen along with it...

i wish glowpole hadnt ****ed up when he tried to grant my wish last time.

 

[Gimmi]

wish granted, DM ****ed it up (DM this is your que to **** up his wish)
I wish i was a ninja.

 

[RedGanksta]

wish granted, but u become so powerful u try to assasinate the president and die trying.

i wish i had jessica alba sitting on my lap

 

[kirby2]

wish granted, but u become so powerful u try to assasinate the president and die trying.

i wish i had jessica alba sitting on my lap

Done, but she is dead and the police have you house surrounded. You walk outside and are shot to death by them.

I wish I was an Asian with a big ****!

 

[torrid mind]

done but your penis is black and full of herpies and genital warts.
i wish i was wasted and naked.

 

[t.A.T.u97]

Then a fat ugly man takes advantage of you in a back alley, then pee's on your back.

I wish I met t.A.T.u

 

[Octopor]

Wish granted but then they humiliate you in the most horrible ways possible.

I wish a had a tasty safe sandwich.

 

[Gimmi]

wish granted, but assuming you meant "with a condom" by safe, your sanwich has a used condom in it
I wish I could fly like a humming bird.

 

[AP]

your a humming bird but its too cold and u die

i wish for someone would ruin this wish or not ruin it

 

[Gimmi]

Granted, but you die because idk wtf your saying half of the time. and you get hit by a bus.
I wish I had a 89' Plasma TV

 

[kirby2]

Granted, but you die because idk wtf your saying half of the time. and you get hit by a bus.
I wish I had a 89' Plasma TV

Wish granted, an 89' plasma tv appears at your door step, and you can't afford it so the delievery man takes it away LOL!

I was for a wish for whoever answers this wish!

 

[ChrisH36]

Done, by me

I wish for..... stuff.