Destroy a Wish (game)

TheJanitor

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How was that ruining my wish? YOU JUST MADE IT BETTER, Z GETS FONDLED BY BLACK MEN???!?!



I wish everytime I farted a puppy gets molested.
The wish gets turned round, causing you to fart when a puppy gets molested, with the increasing amount of animal fondling, you fart every 3 seconds and your GF dumps you because of it.
 
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Laharl

I wish to rise to godhood, become all powerful and have thousands of worshippers.
 

ChrisH36

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Done, but your people become rebellious and swap religion

I wish for a turkey sandwich, with everything on it. And I don't want no crazy gimmicks like zombie turkeys, or mutated vegetables or any other mumbo jumbo.
 

Gimmi

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wish granted, but your as stupid as homer simpson now
i wish for a dead tatu97
 
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Laharl

But if I am all powerful I could fix that ;)

You get your wish, but the dead tatu97 is now a zombie which eats you alive.

I wish for a personal pan pizza.
 

Glowy

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done but it 10 years old. You eat and die .



I wish I could see nekkid pics of dm o.o
 

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wish granted, but dm is on his virtual period, so he wont have virtual sex
(yeah your sig helped with that one)
I wish i were anjelina jo lees tampon
 

Dragnskull

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done, you are reincarnated as a tampon for her, thing is, you wont be bought from her until shes 93 years old, and you will be the last tampon she ever uses, because she will die the same hour your used. she will be shot and killed, and dropped to the bottom of the ocean, and you will have to live out the rest of yoru days stuck under the bottom of the darkest areas imaginable, stuck inside the vagina of a 93 year olds rotting corpse.

i wish that i never came back to the forums from my last goodbye thread.

_teh gimmi said:
wish granted, you got yoru ass sued for creating a monoply and lost them all.
I wish Dragn didnt leave
o.o; im so touched.... <3
 

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wish not granted......ur be her 4-life


I wish my anus could sing the care bears theme song and my penis could do the cha cha to brittany psears toxic videos then ber ablke to cum masws gallons of jizz monkey all over bf members
 

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Wish granted but after some time you go craxy oiver hear those songs over over again, and you die.

I wish i had 50 billion dallars cash, with a tracking device and a coating of "Burgler Off", and a backup 50 billion in the bank in an inbreAKABLE SAFE, with a coating of burglar off. The money is real money, everybody has no desire to take it bec it has burglar off. its not able to be lost bec its tracking device. its fire proof and weighs over 20 tons. Ruin MY WISH PLZ!!!!
 

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_JaKE said:
Wish granted but after some time you go craxy oiver hear those songs over over again, and you die.

I wish i had 50 billion dallars cash, with a tracking device and a coating of "Burgler Off", and a backup 50 billion in the bank in an inbreAKABLE SAFE, with a coating of burglar off. The money is real money, everybody has no desire to take it bec it has burglar off. its not able to be lost bec its tracking device. its fire proof and weighs over 20 tons. Ruin MY WISH PLZ!!!!
Wish granted, you buy a Ferrari Enzo with some of the money and crash it into a semi-truck, you die and can't enjoy your money ^^

I wish to become a woman that I would find attractive!
 

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wish granted, you are bisexual

i wish that no one can ruin this wish
 

Glowy

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wish granted...


too bad ur wish sux :D



i was i could to ijenny o.o
 

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wish granted.

too bad i jenny is really a men-women shemale twat nigging buff diyke asnigar

i wish i was omnipotent
 

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wish granted, but kill azn_flea and emopeniswhatverthe**** in a murder suicide. (yay)
I wish I had more febreeze :(
edit: screw febreeze, I wish i could type well.
also <33 dragn nuther beer before yeh leave? :wasted
 

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how is that ruining it?

kills small penis and big boobs?
 

ChrisH36

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Done, but he goes back to doing it

I wish Glowpole lived in a house made of hemp.
 

Glowy

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done.....after my house cuaght on fire the people within 3 miles get extremly high and flood to late night fast food places and I get so high that I screw my dog then jump off a cliff.




i wish that would happen :D
 
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