Destroy a Wish (game)

[RedGanksta]

ok this is how u play the game someone makes a wish then the next poster grants it but messes it up

Example:
Tim:"i wish i had a boat"
Bob:"wish granted, but the boat is too heavy and falls into the dark abyss of the ocean"

get it? good. i go first!

i wish i was the smartest person on the planet.

 

[Snagg]

Wish granted but everyone in the world must become dumber than you. Society collapses.

I wish I owned all the oil companies in North America.

 

[Gimmi]

wish granted, you got yoru ass sued for creating a monoply and lost them all.
I wish Dragn didnt leave

 

[ChrisH36]

Done, but he is now sadly chained to his computer as Scorp soldiers rip his flesh.
I wish people would stop making these +1 threads.

 

[Glowy]

wish granted but then everyone leaves bf but you and you spend the rest of your lif etrolling an emtpy forums in hope of a topic.



I wish my balls were the cure for cancer by dropping them onto patients shoulders and curing them ^^

 

[ChrisH36]

Done, now everyone is affected with AIDS

I wish I had an explosive parrot!

 

[kirby2]

I wish I had an explosive parrot!

Wish granted;
The parrot explodes and catches your house on fire, you get trapped in your house and die. A fireman rushes in to save you and ends up dieing in the process. The fireman had a wife who became so distraught she commited suicide by jumping off a building. As she fell past the ninth floor (the building was 10 stories high)someone fired a shotgun out the window killing her, but a net was erected under the eighth floor, so was it murder or suicide still?!

I wish to become a cybernetic atonimitonimaton with plamsa weapons and railguns. With a "living metal exterior" and tupacs soul within a gem i wear on a broch on my head, I also become neither a man or women but a moulding of both, the most beautiful life form on the planet.

 

[ChrisH36]

Done, but this is your new form

AHHH BUG!!!!

I wish I had a donut.

 

[Glowy]

Done, but this is your new form

AHHH BUG!!!!

I wish I had a donut.

aww I was going to put

done then ur find out ur donut was molested by a hiv postive moenkey.

 

[kirby2]

I wish I had a donut.

The doughnut was powdered, yet terrorists took over the doughnut distributer trucks and the powdered sugar was acctualy anthrax.


I wish for a another wish.

 

[aphextwin]

wish granted, but i thought u said u left

i wish i was glowpole's twangers

 

[kirby2]

wish granted, but i thought u said u left

i wish i was glowpole's twangers

Wish granted, you grow glowpoles "twangers" but they have cancer, which spreads to your brain; then your brain develops lesions, blood drains into your spine and you die.

I wish for a porshe 911!

 

[Pains Requiem]

Good job on ripping off my thread

Read mine- these wish's actually had depth into them and more intelligent ways of destroying the wish.

 

[kirby2]

Good job on ripping off my thread

Read mine- these wish's actually had depth into them and more intelligent ways of destroying the wish.

Wish granted, but then I posted and thethread went to hell.

I wish to become forever stuck at an age of my choice (not undieing, but I never physically age on the outside or age mentally).

 

[ChrisH36]

Done, but you will lose faith in yourself as you watch your friends slowly age and die.
I wish I had a candy bar.

 

[Jason]

Done, but you think it's a baby ruth..actually it's a nutty turd.

I wish for nothing because wishes give you more than you ask.

 

[SweatyOgre]

Wish granted, but you get envious of those who are getting wishes, thus becoming a n00b.

I wish I had a billion dollars?

 

[Glowy]

done then you find out it came from a vatican vault and are arested and dubbed :spawn of statan" and have ur balls burnt/broiled and hand fed to the pope.


WHy does everything related to me end of giving cancer of aids??

I wish i was cool liek jason. :rolleyes

 

[TheJanitor]

Easy. You become exactly like jason, but he's not cool .

I wish George Bush to die.

 

[Glowy]

done then america becomes the most coolest place in the world and everyone dances around with dead animals bodies and smear them onto erach other while doing acid then mass orgeys breakout and america becomes formerly known as **** me town.


Then I become president and legalize marjwana and claim that zmoney is a terroist and he gets arrested and fondle by black men named bubba.....then I change the usa sign to a pot leaf and everyone lives happy ever after...oh yea then I let zmoney out give him 50 million dolaars for he sex then ship him to the country of his choice ^^.



i wish everytime I farted a puppy gets molested./