Destroy a Wish (game)

[AP]

your family is too poor to afford stuff and u go to jail cuz your sking turned black or something else that ruins this.

I wish battleforums will never die... or die... which ever that involves roach's penis getting cut off and axls.

 

[Glowy]

granted....too bad you di not specify and not you have a years supllies of anal beads, flounder pounder, monkey puncher s,thunder thumpers and pocket rockets.....and you invite everyone from bf over and we have a big gay orgey and spread diseases with each other being super drunk and using no protection besides jason becuz noone wants his diseases....


I wish I could get a sloppy hand job from ur mom.

 

[x42bn6]

granted....too bad you di not specify and not you have a years supllies of anal beads, flounder pounder, monkey puncher s,thunder thumpers and pocket rockets.....and you invite everyone from bf over and we have a big gay orgey and spread diseases with each other being super drunk and using no protection besides jason becuz noone wants his diseases....


I wish I could get a sloppy hand job from ur mom.

Granted, but it turns out that my mother is a professional wrestler and turns your penis into the equivalent of a mashed potato with bloody sauce across it. You will never be wanted by another woman ever again.

I wish that we could all get along.*

 

[AP]

wish granted, then i say, **** you (your name is too long to type) what kind of a ****en name is (your name is too long to type). you have small penis

i wish 4 a years supllies of anal beads, flounder pounder, monkey puncher s,thunder thumpers and pocket rockets.....and invitations to everyone from bf over and have a big gay orgey and spread diseases with each other being super drunk and using no protection besides jason becuz noone wants his diseases....

 

[x42bn6]

wish granted, then i say, **** you (your name is too long to type) what kind of a ****en name is (your name is too long to type). you have small penis

i wish 4 a years supllies of anal beads, flounder pounder, monkey puncher s,thunder thumpers and pocket rockets.....and invitations to everyone from bf over and have a big gay orgey and spread diseases with each other being super drunk and using no protection besides jason becuz noone wants his diseases....

Granted, but God shoves all your items up your anus (free special trial for those anal beads, sir!) as a 'present'. Then your party gets cancelled because you have to go for surgery because of your 'present'.

I wish that alcohol was abolished.*

 

[Tacitblade]

Alcohol of all kinds is abolished. ALL KINDS. The following winter, you are camped out in a very secluded place, and sustain a nasty cut on your leg. You have no alcohol wipes to clean it off, and end up having to saw your wounded, frostbitten leg off. Don't ask me how it happened, it just did.


I wish DragnMatterBlade would fall in love with me.

 

[Magikarp]

Wish granted, but DragnMatterBlade is actually Richard Simmons.

I wish I was as fluent in Japanese as I am in English.

 

[Tipsy]

Wish granted, but instead of gaining fluency in Japanese you instead lose all fluency in English.

I wish pi was equal to exactly 3.0.

 

[Dragnskull]

pi is now exactly equal to 3, this horribly throws of nearly every moderate to advanced math equation in the world, causing building to crumble, plains to crash, boats to sink, and nukes to launch. just about everything in life that was designed with math is now unstable and falling apart in seconds. you just destroyed the world. congradulations.

i wish ryan would turn his name into "Matterdragnblade"

 

[Gimmi]

wish granted, but then he posted porn and you got banned because roach is dyslecsic (sp?)

i wish i were a sweet fluffy homo rabbit

 

[Magikarp]

Wish granted. The fact that it was granted is enough to ruin it. Amen.

I wish that no one here ruined my wishes.

 

[shimshimheyxD]

Granted, but your wishes will be ruined by people outside these forums..

I wish glowpole would take that picture off in the first page of the thread...

 

[[Koolaid]]

done, but now everybody now noticed YOUR small dick and every body laughs at u and you cut ure self cuz ure emo and yah u die of blood loss... tsk noob


I wish I could get a new expensive drum set

 

[Full-Torqe]

Granted, but the shipping costs twice as much as the drum set.



I wish I could get fog machine.

 

[_JaKE]

not granted cus wtf kind of wish is thAT? i wish a rocket launcher would appear in my hands and i would blow up the person to post next. :b

 

[Jimbo]

wish granted but your rocket laucher jammed when u shot at me and blew yourself up.

I wish that the whole universe would dissapear,leaving nothing.

 

[Zerglite]

you die!

i wish you couldnt screw up this wish

 

[Jimbo]

you die!

i wish you couldnt screw up this wish

you're forgetting that i wanted to die.

oh,and since you didint mess my wish up,your wish does not come true,and i screw up your wish.

 

[Dragnskull]

i wish u remembered to make a wish

GGGGG

 

[Gimmi]

granted. but he wished you died.
i wish i were a TMNT