400+ signs that you spend too much time on Starcraft!

[betaalpha5]

why did this thread became called 400 top reasons???

371. u start to go crazy if u can't play sc for a week

372. u play comp stomp so much that u start playing like the comp making 1 rine with 50 scvs

 

[Static]

373. When you start making connections to your everyday life with SC/BW
374.When you are just looking for things that mean you play SC to much... like this thread.

 

[-MatriX-]

375. When you get grounded from Starcraft you draw a level of Starcraft and act like you are playing it.
376. You draw perfect pictures of Starcraft without tracing.
377. You have perfectly memorized every single phrase every unit says.

[GLOW=BLUE]- The_Matrix_Reloaded[/GLOW]

 

[betaalpha5]

378. u made another pleasure kerrigan type game

379. u have nightmares of u being a rine with zerglings stabbing ur ass

380. u have dreams of being under infested kerrigan's control as sex slave

 

[maneaterfrog]

when u mistake airplanes as enemy drop ships so u try to shoot them down:shoot

 

[betaalpha5]

err okay 382. when u hear on the news that a sucide bomber blew up a building u think they are talking bout infested terren

 

[HydraGyro]

383. you've downloaded every sc map ever created.
384. you think the medic digs u
385. you burry ur dog alive
386. you spend a whole 5.284612786817231824987162 seconds thinking up a reason!
387. You suddenly grow tentacles and detonate urself.

 

[betaalpha5]

388. u got infested by a queen

389. u call look for ur long lost brother after years of fighting

340. u think that a pryism is a cloaking devices b/c of the way it bends light like the DT.

 

[ChrisH36]

391. You kinda question yourself why the hell did the archers of haramir in the SC Helm's Deep scenarios carry rifles
392. You make up a stupid excuse for incompleting your homerwork, by saying an ultralisk ate my homework
393. You turn your high school into a Science Facility so you can produce science vessels and train ghosts (or maybe anything else.)
394. You start drinking Vespene Ale, so that you create a new liquor to exploit around the world
395. You begin to realize that it is possible to kill 100 zlot rush with just 10 fbats
396. You repeatly say go and og when someone is still downloading the map
397. You begin to think that your best friend could be a infested zerg creature from Char
398. You think that Africa is Auir
399. You tame polar bears to become Ursadons that could kick your ass
400. I dunno, some crap about the critters will one day rule over the Starcraft people and actually fight back.

There topic over, sorry people lol :usad :lucifer

 

[betaalpha5]

o really well the thread never stated that we couldn't go over it hehe

401. u train critters to be small scouts

402. u start ur own army using the critters

 

[ChrisH36]

403. You get attacked by critters and zerglings, and you set ur cannons to manually attack the critters then the lings!

 

[AdemaLoD]

404. You bother making making a post called "400+ signs that you spend too much time on Starcraft!"

405. You have downloaded every starcraft song and make a mix-cd

406. You attempt to smoke a zergling (dont ask.)

407. Your eyes hurt because you play to much starcraft

408. You eat, sleep, and drink starcraft. (dont ask, again.)

409. You get 1 hour of sleep so you can play starcraft all the time



~ Adema-LoD ~

 

[betaalpha5]

i'm asking why??

hehe

410. u wish u was a girraffe b/c they only need 22 mins of sleep. in other words more time for sc

 

[AdemaLoD]

but giraffes dont have aposible thumbs to play starcraft...I SAID DONT ASK!

411. You've made an ass-grove in your computer chair

412. I treid smoking a zergling once it didnt work i still can't get the bloodstains off the walls

413. When you get hurt you go damn it my base is under attack!

~~ Some Random Shit ~~

*battle crusier fires yamato gun*

Oh yeah? Mines bigger.

~ Adema-LoD ~

 

[betaalpha5]

414. when u play bw u wonder is anyone still playing the orginal?

 

[FakeNameHere]

LOL, so true, nobody plays original D2 and SC, WC2, WC1, SC, and WC3.

 

[betaalpha5]

i plsy the orginal soemtimes. very little b/c i can't DT RUSH!!!!!!


hehe

 

[Crimson-Shade]

415. Life becomes second to getting in your "fix" by playing SC

 

[betaalpha5]

416. u went crazy when u had to reinstall sc but u put it in the wrong folder making the compuer think that u have lost all of the maps that u had. happened yesterday dam i hate it when u try to get on sc but it drops and puts u back in the desktop

 

[AdemaLoD]

417. Your beging to starve because you think if you leave your starcraft you'll wither and die

418. You are afriad to look outside of fear that a hydralisk will be there

419. You're not sure weather your on earth or mar sara

420. Your homepage is www.blizzard.com

421. You attempt to breed a dog and a bug to make a zergling