400+ signs that you spend too much time on Starcraft!

[Lwek]

500+ signs that you spend too much time on Starcraft!

How many signs can you think of?

1. You call your dog a zergling.
2. You remodel your house to make it look like the Xel'naga temple.
3. You start bleeding when your are Zerg and you're under attack.
4. Your last long in time was less than 1 minute ago.
5. You maxed out your friend's list.
6. You think auir is a real planet.
7. You think your brother is not in the human race, but the protoss race.
8. You have over 5000 maps.
9. You have made over 25 maps.
10. You have minerals in your backyard.

How much can you think of?

 

[SumacWarrior]

11. Get high on stim packs
12: Nuke your school cause u think its infested
13: Jump off a cliff to try and fly and say "today is a good day to day"
14: Strap forks to your hands for psi blades.
15 : Have a porn Pic of kerrigan

lol i made one of these lists b4 gotta find it sometime

 

[Lwek]

16. You eat a hydralisk for lunch.

 

[DigitalElite]

I found one of these a while ago on a different site here is the adress http://www.blizzforums.com/showthread.php?threadid=624

ne ways here is one

16. you spend thousands of dollars to have ocular implants

 

[Lwek]

17. Your arms start to shape like psi blades.

 

[Wing Zero]

18. you calle ur parents the judicators and when u ask for money u say can i have 20 minerals?

 

[K0r34n Jja Shik]

19. You fart vepene gas

 

[FakeNameHere]

20. You talk like you would chat. (Hey man, i r the best haxor last night.)
Kor34, that wasnt funny

 

[betaalpha5]

21 u built yourself a cloakable wraith
22 u worship the matrearic ( srry for spelling u know the toss ruler and all)
23 when u see someone having a smoke u ask "need a light?"
24 when u start a starcraft tv show

 

[FakeNameHere]

25. "Creep" gets a whole new meaning

 

[Lwek]

26. You keep nuking your neighbors house.

 

[Savenor]

27. You can't understand why you aren't in an overhead view, always this "first-person" view.

 

[DigitalElite]

28. you steal all the scud and patriot missiles from the persian gulf war and call them Hellfire- AAA scatter missiles hoping that they'll attract the Terran army(they ask to buy them for goliaths)

 

[Lwek]

29. You are on your quest to find: General Mengsk

 

[FakeNameHere]

30. Your greeting to others is "you want a peice of me boy?"

 

[betaalpha5]

31. u made a suit out of pure psi energy
32. u can't see anything unless an overlrod is above you
33. u mess around with animals trying to create your own zerg species
34. u are part of the confederate
35. u cried wshen duke and fenix died in the brood war campain
36. u found a way u bend light waves to make u invisable

 

[Lwek]

37. You stack things in your house.

 

[betaalpha5]

38. u make a link to a site that shows the beta testing of starcrafdt for no reason http://www.supremestarcraft.com/mu/alpha.php
39. when it takes u 12 workers to build a small place in the back
40. when u bring ur nurse everywhere just in case u get hurt be she always runs away somewhere

 

[Master.America]

41. You dream of Kerrigan naked
42. You daydream of Kerrigan naked
43. You have nightmares of Mengsk naked
44. You bought Warcraft III just to see the rendered models of the Zergling, Hydralisk, and Marine.
45. You keep referring to money as Minerals
46. You are jealous of your flatulent uncle for having so much (vespene?) gas
47. Somehow you get the Korean Starcraft channel
48. Your entire school/work knows you as either the "Starcraft Geek" or "Admiral Stukov"

 

[Renzokuken]

49. You know an entire build order so you can complete the map 'Turret Defense 2003' on your own.

50. You know so much B.Net jargon that you use it at home and at school. No one understands you other than you're l33t S-C chums.

51. When at Church, you replace the Priest with several Zealots & Hydralisks fighting.

52. You wear SC Marine uniforms to school.

53. When someone asks Are you ready?, you reply with...I'm jacked up & good to go!

54. You named your two sons (First name, then their middle name) Jim Raynor and Alexei Stukov.

55. You change YOUR name to Zeratul.