400+ signs that you spend too much time on Starcraft!

[betaalpha5]

271. u wonder in the game where does the sc units sleep

272. u wonder if there is even a protoss hosiptal

273. u've been attacked be the swarm

274. u work the the eletric comapny and when u go to relit the pilot light u ask " need a light?"

275. when some1 calls u to get rid of some buys u say " somebody called for an exterminator?"

 

[ChrisH36]

About 3 of your reasons were "Find a way to bend time-space so that travelling to other planets is simpe." I wonder if they have this thing on the Warcraft III forum.

276. You go to Ikea for a $40 bookcase and desk and they "warp it in" for you in your living room via probe. That would help moving, but then again it will take jobs away.

277. Not many defiler ones here. You see a swarm of bee's around a nest and when you throw rocks at it, the attack is repelled and you blame it on a defiler

278. You watch Star Trek: TNG and you call Q, Tassadar.

279. You buy Wc3 so that you can see the bob Gun's shop on the doodads palette.

 

[betaalpha5]

280. u hire scvs to build a mall

 

[ChrisH36]

[glow=orange]281. You buy wrestling tickets, hoping you'll see a zealot and a zergling duke it out for the Starcraft HEavyweight Championship.[/glow]

 

[betaalpha5]

282. u put rocket padds on ur house so it could lift off

283. u created the protoss army to fight terriest

284. u found a way to fight for hours without feeding ur sc troops

285. ppl alwasy ask u how did u beat this lvl?

 

[ChrisH36]

286. You play a Starship Troopers map and you mass fbats, thinking you can win. Did once but got 15000+ killz

287. You hire 6 scvs to build a house

288. You shoot your dog, because you have taken hallucinagins and you though you saw a zergling

289. You mistaken a foreign guy, for a protoss person

 

[betaalpha5]

290. u have made so many different maps that when u go b-net u forget which map u made

 

[ChrisH36]

291. You repeatly say "lol" in the chat rooms for no apparent reason

 

[SumacWarrior]

292: You have invited EVERYONE on bnet to one vs one you

293: Act possessed and Try to run at someone and explode

294: Fast when your parents ground you from starcraft

295: Make a starcraft cult, which worships generals, judicators, and cerebrates as gods.

296: Wonder what would happen if you put miricale grow on a creep colony

 

[ChrisH36]

297: You steal the hydroelectiric dams so you'd never need to build pylons again (until the next blackout.)

298: You begin to find pornography about various Starcraft characters and units (not seige tank porn that's for sure)

 

[HydraGyro]

299. If your poor you tell your dad: mine more minerals
300. You dress up as a hydralisk for haloween.
301. You're registered in every starcraft forum there is
302. You spend hours trying to make a psionic storm appear

 

[HydraGyro]

303. you try to 'consume' your sister for more energy
304. You take your dad's car and modify it to have 'siege mode'
305. You suddenly make psionic duplicates of yourself to confuse the enemy.
306. You sit in a box pretending its an scv and pick your nose
307. You lay spider mines all over your house.

 

[betaalpha5]

308. u start a game called 7-1 experts only and u are fighting the 7 ppl

309. u get horny when u play pleasure kerrigan

310. u love the "duke had XXX if kerrigan"

 

[-MatriX-]

311. You ram your friend up your butthole and try to get across the river.

[GLOW=BLUE]- The_Matrix_Reloaded[/GLOW]

 

[betaalpha5]

rofl!!

312. u found a way to destory that bridge

313. u found a way to get on ever island map on foot

314. u have ways of convincing ur oppentant to leavea game

315. u have so many hacks u u win before the game starts

 

[Diablo_lord(91)]

316. u found a way to burn that tree or grass

317. u found a way to make air units to walk on ground

 

[Ender001]

66. Instead of playing with little G.I. Joes with your friends, you name take turns naming SC related stuff.

67. When your mom's on the computer or your at scool, you play SC in your head or with sign language with your friends across the room.

68. You start hearing noises that sound like they're from SC everywhere.

 

[Ender001]

correction,

318. Instead of playing with little G.I. Joes with your friends, you name take turns naming SC related stuff.

319. When your mom's on the computer or your at scool, you play SC in your head or with sign language with your friends across the room.

320. You start hearing noises that sound like they're from SC everywhere.

 

[Master.America]

Originally posted by Ender001
320. You start hearing noises that sound like they're from SC everywhere.

Ugh... I've been playing too much Starcraft. I hear Marine stim noises wherever I go.

 

[betaalpha5]

Originally posted by Diablo_lord(91)
316. u found a way to burn that tree or grass

they had that before with bats and muts but the canceled it

o and ender there is a reason we have an edit button
and i play sc in my head a lot of time

321. u play so many maps that u know where ur enemy is from the begining

322. u play compain mode using different combos everytime

323. u finally beat the campain mode without using cheats

324. u defeated some1 using a lot of hacks fair and squared

325. ur motto in sc if shoot first scout later