400+ signs that you spend too much time on Starcraft!

[Original Raccoon]

326. When you are confronted by the school bully and no one is around to aid you, you call out "You're a little Zerg Zergling and I am a devastating Protoss Carrier." hoping that it will scare the bully away using indimidation or the fact that you're a retard and beating up a retard would really, really be bad.
Success Rate - 0.0349 %

 

[Wing Zero]

LMAO that was funny

 

[ChrisH36]

327. you make a scenario about Valuans since they are ultimate badasses in warfare. Or are they....?

328. <insert sumthing stupid about defilers>

329. You develop a way to bring Day and night, witha civilian and two beacons, but then you cannot command it unless u rope it or sumthing

 

[HydraGyro]

330. You have over 20000 wins
331. You destroy your house by trying to burrow
332. Put posters about sc on every inch of wall on your house
333. You can burrow a siege tank (can u realy?)
334. Every morning u wake up saying "I have returned!"
335. u have bsed against 6 ppl and one...

 

[ChrisH36]

Originally posted by HydraGyro
330. You have over 20000 wins

That is a job for the n00biecraft player known as the "Recordhax0r"! They do that to make themselves feel good then they suck when they play a game.

 

[betaalpha5]

336. u think that locaus is dark swarm

337. u think the plague can't kill u but make u feel weak. ( think back in eurpoe nad u might get it)

338. u think that every queen can spawn little critters

339. u invented shielding technology

340. u keep telling ppl here to post at least 5 reason every oncei n a while

 

[Miss]

341. When you do some stupid thing like this lol
342. You've missed school
343. You can't count (ON THIS I watched the numbers skip up and down )

 

[Ubuu]

344. When you create a newbish clan.
345. You know all the heroes in starcraft/broodwars.
346. You play more than 6 hours a day.

(Note: i did not bother reading the whole thread, so correct me if its there.)

 

[Hv-JDack]

347: When you stay up all night playing SC, then complaining about not having anyone to eat for energy.

348: When you spend an hour reading this, then responding to it.

349: When you try to come up with a smart reply about this topic.

350: When you spend all your time trying to learn how to stack minerals.

(I know its a real well kept secret, but if anyone could help me out i would appreciate it)

 

[Hv-JDack]

351: When you finally realize this forums been dead for about a year..................

352: When you see that that wasnt last post time, it was the time he registered.....:fwink

 

[Ubuu]

353. When you double post.

 

[betaalpha5]

353. when u found a way to slide ur cc riht next to a mineral patch b/c of a bug ( it's on supremestarcraft.com if u want to know)

354. u post so many battles that u quit before the game even starts

355. u plaied sc for a full 24 hours

 

[ChrisH36]

Originally posted by Hv-JDack
351: When you finally realize this forums been dead for about a year..................

352: When you see that that wasnt last post time, it was the time he registered.....:fwink

You are off topic you fool, lol or maybe your not?

356. You think that betaalppha makes up more reasons than anyone else and you try to beat his reasons.

357. You spam about how much an fbat can own an ultra (we need ultralisk ones ppl.)

 

[-MatriX-]

358. You paint the word "vulture" on your bike and run around chucking cherry bombs at other kids saying: "da** zerg, their all over the place!"
359. When you say hello instead you say: "Adun Toridas!"
360. you attach knifes to your wrists, then you dig a hole and bary yourself and whenever someone walks by you stick the knifes out of the ground thinking you are a lurker.

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[ChrisH36]

359 was used already about 4 pages back!

361. You go on the game show Beat the Geeks, and you become the special guest geek, THE STARCRAFT GEEK.

362. You begin to train women with brown hair and green eyes and you train them to be kerrigans, with c-10s.

 

[rune_warrior]

363. you play sc 24/7

364. you get impatient and create your own sc 2 3 and so on

365. you rename all the video game people with sc heros

366. you turn into an egg trying to mutate into an ultralisk.

 

[Undead Dummy]

367. You make a "500+ signs that you spend too much time on Starcraft!" topic

 

[-MatriX-]

368. You try to use Psionic Storm on your physics teacher.
369. You USE Psionic Storm on your phsyics teacher.

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[betaalpha5]

370. u complain when i post to much when i'm only posting a max of 5 reasons at a time.

 

[Master.America]

Originally posted by betaalpha5
370. u complain when i post to much when i'm only posting a max of 5 reasons at a time.

Bah, that has nothing to do with playing too much Starcraft.

Everyone--try to post at least two reasons per post.