This one time, I was walking around, and then I jumped into someone elses Telebeam and incinerated us both. No wait.... That was a dream..
Well, since we are all talking about flamey incidents, and I can't remember the stupidest thing I've ever done presently..
One night(July 4th) my neighbore lit a firework on fire, and it toppled over and hit my shoe due to my extremely bad luck.
Well, my shoe caught fire, and I couldn't feel a thing.. So I thought it would be funny to run towards my neighbore to scare her. Then suddenly my foot burned like hell so I ran around in circles for a few seconds, jumped towards a bucket of water, toppled it over, and started howling like an idiot before my neighbore took a hose and sprayed it off.
:wavey Heylo neighbore!!