shadow_demon
Well-Known Member
ya probly
It's "whore" with a "W"Originally posted by kill_you
ok i got another one (its not a Micheal Jackson joke tho)
a guy walks into an elivater and there is a girl in there she says "t-g-i-f" (letters only)
then the man says "s-h-i-t" (letters only)
then the girl politly says "t-g-i-f"
then the man says "s-h-i-t"
then the girl trying not to get mad says "t-g-i-f"
then the man says "s-h-i-t"
then the girl yells "thank god its friday"
then the man yells "stupied hor its thursday"
get it?
dittoOriginally posted by liqu1d_g0at
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thriller > you
hummmm disturbingOriginally posted by master chief
i girl ask here father can i have 20 dollars the father says if you do me a favor and give me head so she does afterwards she asks daddy why does your dick taste like shit he said your brother wanted i skateboard :lucifer
also disturbingOriginally posted by Maverick
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
I don't get it really.Originally posted by master chief
i girl ask here father can i have 20 dollars the father says if you do me a favor and give me head so she does afterwards she asks daddy why does your dick taste like shit he said your brother wanted i skateboard :lucifer
lol i get it that one is good... any wayOriginally posted by Maverick
There were two blondes walking on a country road one day and they saw another blonde in
the middle of a wheat field, rowing in a canoe. One of the blondes which was walking looks
to the other and says"you know, it's women like that who give us a bad name."
The other walking blond replied "yeah, and if I could swim, I would jump out there
and kick her ass!