Diablo Story!

[Seks]

Where he meets Akara stripping.

 

[azk12000]

her boots off after a long hard day.....

 

[Bjornita]

of getting killed and resurrected. she makes as if to strangle him, but as she's so drunk, she grabs another beer instead.

 

[biggyd13]

she then tells the bar tender for 4 shots of moonshine, she gets ****ed up, then she goes and the sorcerous is casting her spells outside the bar, turning her on, she goes to the sorc and asks if she wants to dyke out, and being the whore the sorc is she agrees, and then...

 

[Bjornita]

akara whacks her on the head with her archangel's staff of bludgeoning......

i'm trying to steer this away from obscene stuff, FYI.....

 

[biggyd13]

then the sorcerous just lies there, doesn't know whats going on, akara leaves her, walks down the street, and gets raped by my teacher mr. towe, then....

 

[l33t 0n3]

mr. towe grows some balls and becomes "Super... uhh... Teacher!"

 

[Cobalt Wolf]

And then Cobalt Wolf slays all the sexist little pigs and roasts them
over an open fire and eats them with a satisfied grin on her face.


*applauds*

Wow, wasn't that the greatest ending?​

 

[Bjornita]

hey, i better be still alive....otherwise i'm a disembodied voice......

 

[biggyd13]

um k, then a little rabbit comes hopping along, and deckard cain, being how old, and horny he is, for not having sex in over 70+years grabs that little ****ing rabbit. pull its 2 hind legs apart and starts ****ing raping it. Larzuk see's this and says.....

 

[1337slogen]

..damn cain u lucky bastard ive been trying to get with that rabbit for over 20 years now...

 

[biggyd13]

yeah that rabbit is a slick bastard. All we need to do now is butter up its asshole, and stick a lava lamp up in there. Then we can take yur staff cain and...

 

[Bjornita]

slay every poster in this thread for venting their sexual passions through this medium........but not me, oh no......

 

[biggyd13]

oh no its |B|J|o|r|n|i|t|a| the man that is feared for his homosexualtiy, I heard things abotu this guy butt ****ing a rhino before, and if that aignt bad enough, he also jacksoff to polygon tits for animated porn, so anyways, cain then takes his staff and...

 

[l33t 0n3]

Originally posted by biggyd13
oh no its |B|J|o|r|n|i|t|a| the man that is feared for his homosexualtiy, I heard things abotu this guy butt ****ing a rhino before, and if that aignt bad enough, he also jacksoff to polygon tits for animated porn, so anyways, cain then takes his staff and...

she's a girl, so thats all a lie u fkn liar!!


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A quill rat shoots a few quills up the poor rabbit's ass and sably enough, it dies, just mike my HC lvl 69 zon did!! err that was personal lol

 

[l33t 0n3]

I killed that zon on purpose, I added 1 point to energy (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

 

[Bjornita]

then the quill rat scurries up to retrieve its spikes from the dead carcass. deckard cain, still attracted to this corpse, defends what he feels is his by.......

 

[biggyd13]

take his shriveled dick and starts skull ****ing the carcus, this turns cain on alot since he's doing it, after that he dips the carcus skull in liquid hydrogen, then smashes it on the brick wall instantly shatterting the skull, then..

 

[Bjornita]

spills the remainder of the hydrogen on himself. then he trips on a bit of stone and falls face-first on the ground, ending the life of cain. his legacy shall live on......

 

[biggyd13]

forever, as being diablo2's biggest pediful, and will be remembered from his old, hairy, sagging, balls. Well anyways, Anya was seen last fingering herself with a 12ft. polearm, as charsi saw this she said......