Diablo Story!

[Seks]

Shaniqua notices her shoes are getting bitten off by diablo's doggy, "Bonez", at this point Andariel spews out poison making "Bonez" yelp in pain, then...!

 

[Bjornita]

poof! bonez is transformed into his true self, lazarus, who starts being lecherous in the extreme. while he's pimping, mephisto.......

 

[GreenClover]

laughs and say's his famous line "it's too late"...

 

[Bjornita]

, you pitiful immortal evil cleric, because i neutered both of them long ago, and anyway, you're gay, don't you remember?

 

[l33t 0n3]

seks--I am male, not "she." this might show your bad spalling meaning to say "he" though.

Lazarus pulls out his trusty, sharp...

 

[Nibakanus]

Trojan, and sticks it up Mephisto's...o wait i better say something else, I might get banned.

Um...Scissors, and stabs Mephisto deep in his heart. Then he takes the soulstone to the Hellforge and...

 

[Seks]

Puts it in the hole. And SMASH wonderful jewels spew out, also known as loveeeee crystals, this makes Diablo...

 

[RiX]

very very horny, he turns into a beautiful woman and says....

 

[GreenClover]

I love da reefer

 

[Seks]

Then he says wait I don't mean that my only true love is Seks Machine... This means that now Baal his other secret lover will think...

 

[fub33]

hmmm whats on tele?

 

[‘°ºO*¥§âVâGê ¥*Oº°‘]

diablo...such a pedafile comes back and gives them mouth to mouth and says would u little girls like candy...

 

[hacker183]

lol this is fun!!!!!!!

but baal see this and gets ...........

 

[‘°ºO*¥§âVâGê ¥*Oº°‘]

HORNY off all the kiddey porn....LOL jk jk
this is fun

 

[Seks]

No baal is not kidding, he is getting alittle excited, so he calls over his friend Shaniqua. He relates the situation and she consoles him, at this moment he notices its a full moon!

 

[‘°ºO*¥§âVâGê ¥*Oº°‘]

Dum Dum DUm ....the suspence...

 

[Nibakanus]

Shaniqua is really a druid in disquise and she turns into a wearwolf from the light of the moon....

 

[GreenClover]

She eat's baal's ball's and he screams with dreaded pain...suddenly andariel appears??...

 

[the_one_and_only_fis]

ánd andariel ses that Shaniqua is a man..

 

[Seks]

Shaniqua pulls up his skirt and there is definetly some manhood lingering there.