Diablo Story!

Discussion in 'Diablo II' started by Seks, Nov 3, 2002.

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  1. Slap-Happy-Platypuss

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    "What the hell are you doin" and runs over with horodric malus in hand and........
     
  2. Bjornita

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    repairs the broken weapon, which happens to be an amazon relic from long ago. in doing so she tries to stay the amazon peoples wrath, but to no avail. they swarm the camp and carry off anya with cries of "burn the wench!"......
     
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    cancel what bjornita said;

    and rams the malus up anya's ass!
     
  4. Bjornita

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    bjornita, becoming outraged, drops her "horadric anvil" (see d3 info forum) on l33t's head. seeing his brain squirt out has much the same effect as looking at a pumpkin being smashed: it makes her hungry for pumpkin pie. so she makes some and eats it. it tastes okay.
     
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    then she decides pussy tastes better, so she wen t up to |B|j|o|r|n|i|t|a|, and said can i have a taste of yur veritcal burito, and |B|j|o|r|n|i|t|a|, agrees with a great smile saying" thats ok, im suppose to be a guy, but i got a wet, loose, vagina", so then a barbarian comes by and starts ass raming, |B|j|o|r|n|i|t|a| then gives him the money shot in his lip, like a milk add, then nearby a.......
     
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    and then bjornita reenters her body, seeing as it was possessed by biggy just a few seconds ago....hey, he wanted his fun, and if he couldn't get any in HIS body.......

    time for a serious asswhooping on your part, biggy. stop being an assmonkey before i start flaming, please.....or, if i'm being uncreative, let my brother on...muhahahaha.....
     
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    that was kinda funny :)

    coninued off of where bjornita threw anvil on me;

    The anvil sell on my head, and I fell limp. There were no ****ing brains in me bjornita!!
     
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    And there still aren't.

    Watch your mouth, l33t_@$$hole.​
     
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    ok %^#%@#%%@$@$#@#%$@#$@#$%@##$@@$@# dis
     
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    well, i would hope that there were no ****ing brains in your skull. ordinary brains don't ****.......
     
  11. Seks

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    A normal little Zombie says " My brain ****s"
     
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    weeeeeeee
     
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    then...everything ends....~~~lOlz
     
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    poooooooop
     
  15. bakfed

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    That's It, Folks
     
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    Dog bone & gives it to a poor boy in Asia. When he did, a group of rapest Finger him up the ass singing...
     
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    dude i hope you get banned. you have bumbped yet another 1+ year old post. y dont u ****ing go to the last page and make a reply to it... jebus!
     
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