400+ signs that you spend too much time on Starcraft!

[betaalpha5]

Can't believe someone beat 10k hp Tesla Coils lol
lots of ppl past that part. suguestion up ur unit then save up a lot up infintry armor as much as u can. then send in ghost in drop...o wait why should i posting this here? i made a normandy thread for a reason

514. u learn how to fight forever without ever drinking or eating

515. u spend ur free time thinking bout kerrigan

 

[RaidenMZX]

515. You can perform the 7 minute nuke rush.
516. You can perform the 7 minute nuke rush, and your zerg.
517. You notice the smiley face on the side of power generators.
518. You can name 518+ reasons that you spend too much time on starcraft.
519. You get into a school fight and declare your oponent is a 'newb' and you 'pwn' him.

 

[ChrisH36]

Originally posted by betaalpha5
i made a normandy thread for a reason

Send me the url to the thread

520. You cry over the loss on one battlecruiser
521. You are brave and stupid by sending a lone hero into a base hoping you can destroy it
522. You wonder why the hell you would want to downalod new skins for the units, they look like crap.

 

[betaalpha5]

66. u nuked souht carlina shouting "dam u confederates!"

67. u decide to crash in ur plane instead of ejecting out (ie wraiths pilots why don't they have ejection seats if we have them now?)

68. u tried to fight a broodling but u failed

69. u found a way to infest ur school

70. u created a super bike like the vulture

 

[Lwek]

66. u nuked souht carlina shouting "dam u confederates!"

67. u decide to crash in ur plane instead of ejecting out (ie wraiths pilots why don't they have ejection seats if we have them now?)

68. u tried to fight a broodling but u failed

69. u found a way to infest ur school

70. u created a super bike like the vulture

Uh, we're not that low in the count.
528. You morphed your mom alive
529. Battle.net is your home

 

[FakeNameHere]

530. You have discovered the 4 min. lurker rush
531. You are so good, you can micro out a base with only 2 lings.

 

[betaalpha5]

oops i new some1 was low

532. u discover how to wrap form anywhere on the planet back to ur home

533. u have instant battery rechargers

534. u finally used up ur planet's resources

345. u converted human and animal fart into a useable resource

 

[CerebrateJones]

People start talking to you in little portrait boxes

Life stops when you get a transmission

you tried to turn your dads porche into a drop ship.

you burrow in your back yard constantly

 

[betaalpha5]

okay 541. u lost ur girl to a bunch of animals

 

[ChrisH36]

Good to see that someone revived this thread

543. You get drafted into the UED
544. Your house converts into a bunker and your family arms themselves with various weapons from the game

 

[betaalpha5]

545. u were ordered to build a cannon but forgot there are 2 kinds. the protoss kind nad the 1600's cannon and build 300 1600s cannons

 

[ChrisH36]

546. Your computer monitor explodes and a monster fires a spawn broodling at your head.
547. You draw Starcraft stuff for art class (done that twice)
548. You team up with betaalpha4 and begin a quest to destroy the evil zerg race or make up crazy excuses on "400+ Reasons that you play too much Starcraft"
549. You post a random smiley to make yourself look good:lucifer

 

[Archanch]

550. your room has tile settings.
551. you make your own trapdoor guns.
552. your room door opens up and down, instead of forward or backward.

 

[Sazdy]

553. You strap a a bomb to your cats back and make him an infested terran.
554. You put claws on your dog and make him a zergling.
555. You spend your free time getting up to 555 reasons why you play this damn addicting game too much!!!

 

[rune_warrior]

dude, do people know how to read here? we are way off count. we are so off count i wont try counting every single one.

556:You manage to morph and demorph whenever you want
557:You spawn every living thing except you in your house
558:You infest every house in the world
559:You create model units from nething possible
560:You evolve other species so they can be your strong slaves

 

[betaalpha5]

561. u lost ur girl the animals

562. u dream about seeing animals everywhere

563. u created a stasis chamber

 

[ChrisH36]

564. You get abducted by a shuttle and you take up 1 slot of space
565. You abduct a fat guy and wonder why the hell he takes up all 8 slots.
566. You hallucinate a health bar and as you punch someone in a fight, the bar starts losing slots.

 

[betaalpha5]

567. u made a hallucinate of urself and send him to school hehe that would be cool

568. u cast a storm to brign rain

569. when every square cm is fille dwith sc posters

570. u have a lot of sc sn all with a unit's name

 

[ChrisH36]

To regards to 567, it can disappear once the energy is 0, then the teacher will know what the hell is going on

571. You say "power overwhelming" before you get attacked by someone, and you will take 0 dmg.

572. You wear 255 armored suit under your shirt

573. Your friend starts to ling rape you with his fists

574. You buy 3000g of U-238 and load them into a chain gun, you invent the first guass rifle

575. You make a Psi-Blade from household materials

 

[betaalpha5]

hey man those things last a few house in sc time so come on man
it'll be gone once he comes back home.

576. u made a gun that could lockdown

577. u nuke ur neighbor but without any radatin leak and was centered in that area

578. u sold ur idea on how to make a nuke without the radation posioning and keep everything in the blast radious.

579. the blast radious is so accurate that u sand right outside of it and didn't even get hurt

580. u nuke the world after u sold ur idea to the us government