400+ signs that you spend too much time on Starcraft!

[betaalpha5]

it's cool but i ended at 666 how so sprue u messed up

 

[ChrisH36]

**** you lol j/k

682. You decide that for the sake of mankind, you develpo a new disease so that the zerg race could die more effiecently.

683. You tell your friend that you owe me 50 Minerals for replacing a cell phone battery

684. To make cents in the mineral currency, you cut a mineral into 100 pieces (too big mind you.)

685. You think that the Pentagon in Starcraft, would be just 5 Command Centers as the vertices and scvs and Marines and other units would make up the Intelligence

686. You blame the latency on abductions of the internewt company, either that or they got shot for no apparent reason

687. You be stupid and you send 1 ultralisk with Jump command against 100 muta

688. On Star Trek, the episode "Q Who" (you mite remember this Beta), you think the Borgs are really Terran/Protoss race bent on hutning down the Enterprise that is 2 years away from them.

 

[betaalpha5]

sadly i mostly watch voyager and enterprise. i was too young at that age to remember anything from TNG and DS9 but i wathc them on spike TV but i have no cable over here :'(

689. u made a game where wc and sc finally fights

6710. u have finaly ran out of ideas for this thread..

 

[ChrisH36]

691. You join a hockey pool and your team name is Zergling

 

[betaalpha5]

oops srry

692. u play paintball in really life and u can pick to be a rine or a ghost

693. u rigged the game now ghost shoot as fast as rines and more damage

694. u made slowest map ever so anyone that comes in lags like hell

695. u killed so many players that u are known as player slayer

 

[ChrisH36]

Time to revive this thread

696. You get smileys of your favorite starcraft enemies
697. You show a replay of a SCV rush
698. You attack a sunken colony with 20 SCVS
699. You call McDonalds, a Science Facility
700. You think that by attacking a beehive, it shoots out interceptors instead large amounts of POed bees

 

[Pains Requiem]

701. u remember when this sight said 400 reasons and u decided to break the even 700 mark(.......)

 

[ChrisH36]

This thread has been around for a long time
702. You blame every loss on the 6 ling rush even though 8 zealots killed you
703. You create a skill called 6 ling rush
704. You kill a unit, then you kill the unit that killed the unit
705. You ask your son, to shoot you into space when you die.

 

[Pains Requiem]

706. u get 10 ghosts to nuke ur own base and try to kill em all before the nukes are dropped.(fun!)
707. u read this thread
708.u post at the 708 mark of this thread.
710.u call all ur friends over to watch the map Kerrigan and DUke having sex.
711.play tag with ur flying buildings.
712. play a bound game and try to get ur human ally to permanantly cloak ur ultralisk
713. u play a bound game and then u try to kill ur opponents tank with ur now landing command center.
714. u see a strange similarity between protoss fights and the building heads and the linkin park video for pts.of.athrty....AWESOME!
715. u try to recreate this scene on sc snow maps

 

[betaalpha5]

716. u build ocean ships for sc

717. finally u made it possible for wc3 and sc to fight each other

718. u got so bored that u did a 1-7comp on fastest map

719. that 1-7comp game... u won

720.u made a new color for sc unit color it's called grey

 

[ChrisH36]

721. You play Diablo 2 again and you think Andariel is a screwed up defiler
722. You get attacked By Zergling and Zergling Shaman

 

[iamshort]

722. You didn't realize that you NEVER bought anyother game besides Starcraft.
723. You believe that all the heros and units in Starcraft excists
724. You wish that you could become a programer for Blizzard(I want to be if it is still around)
725. You go to Korea to play against the experts(no offense, but the really good players are Korean, I don't know why)
726. You go to Korea to play in a tornament.
727. You create your own forum website for Starcraft
728. You name your children Starcraft names.
729. You go through this whooooollllllleeeeee thread and read it( I just did)
730. You try to put a hell of a lot of answers to this thread
731. You actually understand what DT's say
732. You try to think who would win in a fight between 10 DT's and Zeratul
734. You imagine what SC2 might be like.
735. You attempt to build a cosair
736. You attempt to build a valk
737. You call your science teacher a science vessel(don't know why)
738. You attempt to get all the way to 1000 reasons in this thread.
739. YOu will revive this thread always(Hellwolf)
740. You call dirt creep
741. You step on someones stomach by accident and jump back cause you think it's creep
742. You try to put bc's into bunkers
743. You try to make a bc
744. You spam people to buy SC
745. You spam Blizzard asking when they will make an SC2
746. You think your closet is a Nycdus Canal
747. When you can't beat a bully, you ask, "where is the forge"
748. You create a labtop so you can play SC on it
749. You will not stop making reasons on this thread.
750. YOU BREAK 750 REASONS
751. You decide not to stop a 750 reasons.
752. You begin to wish you were in SC
753. You realize you did not just begin to wish you were in SC
754. You want to fight everyone if SC
755. When a bully bully u, u say"Want to play SC against each other"
756. You wounder why Artiemis Fowl dosn't play SC.
757. When someone ask you to leave, you replie, "I'm gone"
758. You actually beat Night of the Living Zombies without codes by yourself
759. You beat cannon defense by yourself without codes
760. You break 760 replies in this thread!

 

[FakeNameHere]

These reasons became pretty bad after 200+

 

[betaalpha5]

yeah well what can u do :

o and about naming some1 over a sc hero, i saw in the news paper today that someone was really named kerrigan... no joke

761. u build an air fortresss which u could protect ur bcs

762. u turned carriers into an ocean ship

763. the ocean carrier, it launches fighters

764. the fighters they turned into wraiths

765. u denied the laws of phyics and found a way to bend light

 

[ChrisH36]

766. You go into an alley and Dark templar rob you
767. You think that terrorists developed the Scourge.

 

[Gama Foo]

768. You start thinking ur friends are bleeding to death
769. You startseeing things like Kerrigan
770. You name ur best friend Duke
771. You build a Robot likek an SCV
772. Last time u checked time was in the early 90s
773. You can win all games that u go to
774. You can now use ur psi energy to cloak your self
775. Ur computer is constantly upgraded for the purpose of not lagging

 

[iamshort]

776. You want to be a Korean so you can be the best Starcraft player ever(no offense, but for some reason, Koreans are really good at SC.)
778. You never run out of ideas for this thread(unfortuanley, I have)

 

[Pains Requiem]

779. u posted before and no one ever realized u never posted a number 709....

 

[ChrisH36]

780. Your cd gets stolen by terrorists, so you go to their mother country and kill them because you wanted you CD back

 

[Pains Requiem]

781. u personally create the game starcraft 2 for blizzard.
782.u swear Samwise (artist for blizzard games)is a genious at his drawings