You know you suck at DotA when...

[Dream_Walker]

This is more of a "you know the rest of your team sucks" one..
120. You have 2 rapiers, travels, 2 aegises, and a buriza as Razor, and lose. Against 3 people with a team of 5, nontheless.

Ouch.
121. You die to Fiends Grip when you are Atropos (he loses mana/life while he is channeling that).

 

[brightlight]

122. When you get hooked buy visible pudge standing who takes 10 sec to hook.

 

[micro.micro]

what's wrong with an int morphling? his crushing wave + wave form does a 550 dmg nuke at level 9 which is the highest dmg output any of his forms have at that level.

123. all 5 of your teammates gank a troll and the troll goes into rampage and owns everyone.

this just happened to me today and i gotta say it was hysterical. first 2 heros came in (magina with bashers and dragon knight) and i pwned them both and lost half life, then a bloodseeker i lost nothing because i bashed on the first hit, then queen of pain and netherdraik came up last trying to chase me and i owned them both with a silver of life left all 5 left right afterwards, but hearing the triple kill sound byte was pretty sweet lol.

 

[Sogeking]

124. you make a thread like theis about DotA instead of playing
125. you post more than once or twice in this kinda thread on DotA instead of playing
126. you attack an ally claiming they were in your lane(gah, leftovers from hero siege...)
127. you drop because of lag, but since u were afk at the time so u come back and continue playing untill you notice everyone has suddenly stopped talking

 

[Harris.On.Rento]

128. you buy Lothar's Edge for Rikimaru.
129. you buy blade mail vs. ranged hero
130. you think stygian desolator is good item for anyone else than Slardar.

and from the last one.. i don't want to hear any shit from that. I see many bone fletcher players buying desolator. for what? -5 armor? that's pathetic. stygian desolator costs like 4700 and that -5 armor can be countered with chainmail which costs 610. I know it gives 50 damage but there are cheaper ways to get more damage.

 

[brightlight]

Desolator is pretty good for shadowfiend as well.

131. when you buy refresher's orb with tinker

 

[ChrisH36]

132. You buy Hand of Midas for Tinker

 

[Dream_Walker]

132. You buy Hand of Midas for Tinker

you cant buy hand of midas. :-/
133. You use Manta Style while chasing someone, which makes them get away

 

[Harris.On.Rento]

Desolator is pretty good for shadowfiend as well.

131. when you buy refresher's orb with tinker

yes, it's ok for shadow fiend and vengeful spirit also. Oh and if u use desolator for bone, that also takes away +40 damage Searing Arrows.

134. you don't pick poison sting for N'aix as first or second skill
135. you use centaur's double edge and kill yourself
136. you suicide with goblin without getting any kills
137. you don't pick greater bash for spirit breaker as first or second skill
138. you get trapped by creeps and get killed (this has happened to me few times. it's REALLY annoying when you get pincered by your own and enemy creeps. then enemy ranged hero just kills you)
139. you cast a spell in mana leak
140. you accidentily kill yourself with pudge's rot
141. you use sprout spell and misclick it to your ally causing him to die
142. you buy stout shield but you're not going to make aegis

 

[brightlight]

124. you make a thread like theis about DotA instead of playing
125. you post more than once or twice in this kinda thread on DotA instead of playing
126. you attack an ally claiming they were in your lane(gah, leftovers from hero siege...)
127. you drop because of lag, but since u were afk at the time so u come back and continue playing untill you notice everyone has suddenly stopped talking

some of us just don't sit on their comp all day. Everyday i use over 5 different comps only 1 has wc3. and this goes for many people here, some people might be spending while eating food, 5 mins break, etc. You shouldn't make such statement


btw
143: buying loathers edge when theres treant, and another ww hero able to carry gem.

 

[Dream_Walker]

144. You repeatidly die to KotL through Illumination.

 

[ChrisH36]

you cant buy hand of midas. :-/

That's the idea. Its to prevent the tinker from using Re-Arm and using Transmute again.

145: You accuse everyone around you of maphackery.

 

[Dream_Walker]

i was gonna say that
146. You shit talk the whole game and lose.

 

[ChrisH36]

147. You use Reaper's Scythe on a full life hero.

 

[phatfish_08]

i was gonna say that
146. You shit talk the whole game and lose.

Lol thats happened to me before. I was warcheif with like 4500 hp and i was against pudge gorgon (who had skadi). The pudge was noob, so i trash talked him the whole game because when he used all of his skills he barely took ne damage off me. I mainly lost to gorgon.

btw
148. You use mana void on an enemy as a nuke who has full mana. Then blink thinking that it will only take 2-3 more hits

 

[Auron]

149. You ask for hero strats at battleforums.

 

[Jenny]

150. You lose to the nerfed Medusa using Centaur

I'm done being mean to new members, now. Sorry.

 

[ChrisH36]

151. You don't get Lothar's Edge on Kardel
152. You make 6 Blade Mails

 

[Octopor]

153. You're on a team of 5 versus 1 person, you win after hours of playing and call the 1 person a noob.

 

[phatfish_08]

150. You lose to the nerfed Medusa using Centaur

I'm done being mean to new members, now. Sorry.

Not that hard when she had like 2500 health and over 3000 mana. With like
+160 damage. And cold attack.