Whats the funniest thing ever said to you during a game?

[Lightsith]

I made this thread because i was bored. Anyway, here's mine:
I was hero harrassing one guy in a 1v1, he killed my hero He them called me a noob. Of corse, i fought back and said i wasn't a noob, and that im going to kick your ass. Here's what happened next:
Me: you think you can beat me huh? I don't think so!
Me: Cheat Enabled!
Player: OMG YOU HAXX0R!!! IM GOING TO REPORT YOU AND GET YOU BANNED!!
Me: Dude, im not hacking
Player: YES U ARE, HAXX0R! SAY BYE-BYE TO BATTLENET!!
*Player leaves*

 

[Beer $lut]

Me: Press alt+QQ real fast and you win but you didnt hear it from me.

*Player has left the game*

 

[Pains Requiem]

alt+qq? what does that do exactly? does it work on sc also?

n e wya i was playing this guy and he invited me to this game so i joined and we had a 1vs1. he said he wanted to fight mebecause he thought i was a noob.
i told him" what level is ur hero?"
he said:"all lv10!"
i said :"oh really?"
"yeah!"
me:"dude, i creeed the whole map u ass! i have a shade right next to ur hero! its a lv1!"
man that ticked him off-i really did creep the whole map-he type in "no fair!"
i sent in my lv10 dreadlord and i hammered his town-a nfernal and i put half his army to sleep after i kileld his hero! vampiric aura helped to
i raped his town with ONE hero and thats it! afterwards i sent my dread lord out after casting anothe rinfernal and sent in my lich king and cast frost nova on his still sleeping units and then i decayed his building after the infernal killed his gathers and a few building himself he then said "...beginners luck..."
he evidently didnt see my icon was a lv13 and he was a lv2
i then added him to my friends list and i kept harassing him under a SIMILAR nick name to my previous-a account i dont use often. it got banned and i got back on the one i used before and i played him again in a 2vs2 match! me and my ally went ater him first and i said "here comes the newbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!" then his ally left afterwards he didnt like infernals

 

[Samsara]

mass gyros.

 

[Jenny]

Someone: Press Alt+QQ for max resources.
Me: Schwing.

Serial Thriller has left the game

/w Someone You lied to me!

 

[VBadGirl]

i was playing roc the other days and this guy massed chims with hippos..and one of my allies had hippo riders...

me very inspired tells him : dismount the riders
his answer: huh?! how?

lmao i forgot in roc u cannot dismount and its ft only ppppp

 

[SimonSims]

i mass mechanical sheeps b4...it was a team 4vs4 and they got pissed and slaughtered all of em...i got mad too and militiaed them..and so on..

 

[evil-opaque]

My funniest game i played was probaly when i played a lvl 15 to get in a clan and i took my hero and about 5 units and owend his/her ass afterwards he was mad because my lvl went up 6 and he went down a lvl he was also banned for maphack,and spoof.
lol he i was lvl 5 at the time i went to 11 lol no lie i'm new to this fourm thing but i hopeto get to know yall.

 

[x42bn6]

"I'm scared to rush, I think I'll lose." (RT partner)

We lost because he didn't back me up.

 

[SephirothX89]

my partner never really said nething... but he just sat there and kept building AoWonders until his base was full... heh

 

[None293823]

Once i played solo and we had a nice chat

Opponent: Hi noob
I: hi double noob
Op : Hi triple noob
I : Hi multiple noob
O : Hi stupid noob
I : Hi idiot noob
O : are u noob?
I : yes i suck
O : No ur not a noob
I: yes I am
O: no you are not!
I : Im...

 

[Lightsith]

Lol. Those are great. btw, if you press alt +qqq, you exit the game. Here are some more things that were said to me today during the games i played:
Heal my Farseer with deathcoil!!
Get defend. They got hunts.
Cast blizzard on the dryads so we can kill them eaiser
Don't worry. My ghouls have web

 

[QuikSilver]

hahahaah that Alt Q thing is hilarious omg...what a retard. i have to try that on some one.

 

[Andrew]

something else that is wacky: how can the naga sea witch wear boots of speed when she has a tail and no feet? don't say she has little feet under her tail bc snakes dont have little feet

 

[QuikSilver]

lol...and how is the mountain king a dwarf when he is as tall as a footy?!?!

 

[Jimbo]

how does a wisp gather wood

 

[Lightsith]

This thread is more popular than i thought it would be.

 

[Torubu]

Originally posted by quiksilver87
lol...and how is the mountain king a dwarf when he is as tall as a footy?!?!

Visit replayers much? I saw that one the top the other day.

Well, I got called a "llama shitbrick with no record" because he couldn't figure out that TT1 ended in the number 1.

Funny replay:

 

[Xandrix]

i got one... was playing an asian who didnt know english

Him: I win gg
Me: You're sexy
Him: SEX?!!!!!!!!!!

yeah thats pretty much it... lol i did that alt + qq thing a few times

anyway... heres a good one... how can you poison something made of rock? (mgs) or cast slow or inner fire on machines??

 

[QuikSilver]

What are we saying isnt this game alll fantasy...how are there orcs..lol????