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*torn up, ripped and wet in places...hard to make out the date...*

this morning was a frightful day, wroght with danger and peril unimaginable. tweak from bf had kidnapped me away in order to obtain demands from my dearest love cortalos...being sexmin, i have met many men in bf, none like the strong yet gentle man known as cortalos.

but i digress...

tweak was distracted for a moment. I took my chance for escape. i used my special sexmin powers to break the rope with you know what. I ran for the window, it was barred shut. Tweak was coming back. so i took the chair and used it as a weapon to blugeon tweak on the head. I did so, it didnt work too well seeing how i missed my mark by an inch. Tweak turned around at the right moment and it missed him completly. he never noticed. i just ran out the door he came in and outside of the little cottage.

a cottage it was, filled with candy and all sorts of fun stuff. I found rubber toys too! :) such interesting smells and a sticky feeling to them. i took one home, hoping to use it as an aphrodisiac for cortalos, cortalos is a real hottie...

anyways, i was about 30 yards from the cabin when i was knocked down by tweaks accomplish. i dont remember who it was. it might have been beer$lut or teddy...couldnt tell, too dark..i was carried back to my safe haven when i heard a very familiar voice. A voice like an angel! it was my beloved, cortalos had come to save me! and he brought the ugly and dull witted underling of his, renzokuken! thank the gods i was saved! they came in and brutally molested tweak and spirited me away to the local spa.

it was a very relaxing experiance. Tonight i will make sure to turn on the burglar alarm so that tweak will not catch me in my underwear again.

sincerely,

ryanxwing.

P.S

i love you cort!

 

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thebastardsword said:
Tonight i will make sure to turn on the burglar alarm so that tweak will not catch me in my underwear again.
You forgot to mention that the burglar alarm is his Irish Drunk Songs collection:D
 

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