Condoms in the toilet and i'm dead

[foolz]

earlier today.. i was going through my draws looking for something.. then i found these condoms, and i'm like wtf.. when did these get here, and i'm like better get rid of them before my parents find them and think i'm sexually active or some shit.. so then i went to the bathroom to flush them down the toilet.. the first one was successful, then the second it just floated on top and wouldn't flush down, so then i scooped it out with my hand.. wrapped a lot of toilet paper around it and then threw it in, then i flushed, and it was just floating on top, and then it slowly went down at the last second and like clogged the toilet, then i tried flushing again to see if i could plunge it through.. didn't work, then i waited like 5 minutes.. tried again then by this time the water was up to the rim about ready to spill over the edge.. then i hoped in the shower.. all desperate thinkin', oh shit, steve is gonna have to rip this all apart and then find that condom stuck in the drain.. then in the corner of my eye i seen this weird lookin' plunger in the closet, so i went and got it, and i'm there naked plunging the toilet, and i notice the water is starting to go down.. and i'm thinkin' i wonder how the **** this thing works, so then i keep a close suction on it, i kept plunging, and like all the water disappeared, then i flushed the toilet, and it like shot water up really hard in mid-air.. but not like high or anything, maybe a foot, and i'm like ok.. but then it flushed and went down. i was so happy

 

[KillerMe]

Trash can....(the one thats outside)

 

[NeverGoingBack]

what was the big deal anyway? how old are you?

I mean if ur dad found out u were being sexually active he would probably say something like "way to go son, whats her name?" and just be happy that he didnt raise a homosexual.

and ur moms would prolly be proud as well that ur using protection cuase it would make her feel like she raised her child resposibley.

after that you would prolly get some lectures but i dont think u would be an any real trouble.

trust me from some of your past posts i would think that condoms would come as more of relief to ur parents than a burden

 

[aphextwin]

oh god foolz.............. why do u flush a condom down the toilet............ cant u just throw it in the garbage???? or like killerme sed........ throw it out in a trash can outside?

 

[Swooper]

Cort knows all about condoms not flushing down toilets... poor guy =/. At least yours actually flushed =)

And you should probibly try and find out where the hell they came from

 

[jd-inflames]

yeah...good thing my parents dont care...lol

 

[ShaftedTwice]

LoL, my parents would care. I'm too frikken young.. killerme had a great idea going.

ShaftedTwice​

 

[Static]

hey what happened to my post about how i wrapped them up and through them out my window????

i said i was a nature lover.

 

[ShaftedTwice]

LoL, I didnt see that post anywhere you nature lover..

ShaftedTwice​

 

[Tuxedo Templar]

Burn it! Or else stuff it in your pocketses and smuggle it to a the nearest secure disposal area of choice.

Which brings up a little story I have: one time I was waiting in some lobby for a meeting I was going to attend, and there was on the front desk these condoms with a pamphlet about responsible sex and whatnot. Being the uncaring chap I was at the time for such matters, I go on to sift through the selection of condoms to amuse myself of all the types and brand names they had: Rough Rider, Smooth Glider, and a few other exotic ones I forget at the moment. Anyway, there was a few of these colorful ones, which made me think why the heck would they make them colorful? Well thats not important, but then a thought came to me: party balloons! So I take one, open it up, and attempt to blow it up like a balloon. Sure enough, 90 seconds later I had a suspiciously-shaped "balloon" on hand for the amusement of myself and one of the staff at the front desk, and, well, ok thats my story!

 

[Guru]

why you would waste perfectly good condoms is a mystery...

but seriously, why not just toss them in the neighbors bushes or something of the sort?

 

[jd-inflames]

why not just put them in the trash cans in your room? oh yeah, cause yall too young to be having sex

 

[Theroy]

We'd use pins a poke holes in them

 

[Static]

you can always blow it up like a balloon and give it to some kids and get a good laugh.

 

[foolz]

^^

hahah

btw, tuxedo, how old are you? and how long ago did that happen?

 

[Crimson-Shade]

i would of buried it in your neighbors yard

 

[Glowy]

i was wondering where i put those.....lol the best thing to do with those is to blow them up tie them them let them go out ur window while going down a highway and watch them bounce off of cars....i used to do that all the time its aswome

 

[Tuxedo Templar]

I was like, i dunno, 14 at the time. I'm 20 now, just so you know.

 

[None293823]

Well whats wrong with condoms?Around the latest news about AID we were given condoms at school.What is so wrong that you throw them away?You will need them later

Even the girls took some for..well their boyfriends

 

[FakeNameHere]

Originally posted by foolz
wrapped a lot of toilet paper around it and then threw it in, then i flushed, and it was just floating on top

Heres an everyday useless hint: Dont ever overuse toilet paper in a toilet. From what I'v seen, toilet paper is the top clogging object.