Octopor
your whole family is made of meat
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im sure most people here have at least smoked weed on occasion, but im curious as to how deep into the drug scene some of you have delved, or if any of you have any interesting drug-related stories.
i don't really have any good stories, but i'll start off with a small one anyways:
one time, tripping on shrooms with a friend of mine (i like shrooms, i dunno), she and i go to the bedroom. the night has been spent watching movies that for some reason have created an incredible amount of sexual tension (thank you, Ron Burgandy) and we're both ready to get it on.
we kinda fool around for a bit, having an amazing time because of how crazy everything looks and feels, im already pretty much nude, when she starts undressing at my bedside.
i kinda just lie back and enjoy what im seeing, when in the dark her form seems to change.
what the ****, SHE LOOKS LIKE A DUDE.
kind of taken aback at first, and not really thinking about what i was about to say, i blurt out:
"woah, you kind of look like a guy."
now it's important that you know this friend is a cute girl, but she's skinny and has always been self-conscious about her smaller boobs (she's a c, whatever, it's mainly due to her best friend having double d's)
so naturally, she completely stops undressing, and gives me the worst look of scathing fury i have ever seen.
i immediately realize my mistake.
"I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! IT WAS THE SHROOMS!" i pleaded. "you don't actually look a guy, you're beautiful!"
but it was too late, the damage was done, and she started putting her clothes back on.
"maybe we should just go to sleep," she says.
saddened for a moment, fully erect, i lay on my side feeling awful.
but then i started seeing some cool **** again and it was all better.
i don't really have any good stories, but i'll start off with a small one anyways:
one time, tripping on shrooms with a friend of mine (i like shrooms, i dunno), she and i go to the bedroom. the night has been spent watching movies that for some reason have created an incredible amount of sexual tension (thank you, Ron Burgandy) and we're both ready to get it on.
we kinda fool around for a bit, having an amazing time because of how crazy everything looks and feels, im already pretty much nude, when she starts undressing at my bedside.
i kinda just lie back and enjoy what im seeing, when in the dark her form seems to change.
what the ****, SHE LOOKS LIKE A DUDE.
kind of taken aback at first, and not really thinking about what i was about to say, i blurt out:
"woah, you kind of look like a guy."
now it's important that you know this friend is a cute girl, but she's skinny and has always been self-conscious about her smaller boobs (she's a c, whatever, it's mainly due to her best friend having double d's)
so naturally, she completely stops undressing, and gives me the worst look of scathing fury i have ever seen.
i immediately realize my mistake.
"I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! IT WAS THE SHROOMS!" i pleaded. "you don't actually look a guy, you're beautiful!"
but it was too late, the damage was done, and she started putting her clothes back on.
"maybe we should just go to sleep," she says.
saddened for a moment, fully erect, i lay on my side feeling awful.
but then i started seeing some cool **** again and it was all better.