600 signs you play too much Diablo 2 LoD

[Plumpamania]

372). You even dare to use the word UBER
373). You ask your g/f to put on an Amazon outfit
374). You try to trade your paper made "rune" for Cloud's Buster Sword.
337755). You can't except a loss in dueling and just get so frustrated all you can mutter out is: "noob"

 

[ChrisH36]

376. You think that Venom Lord vs. Blunderbore vs. Invader would make a good triple threat match for the Diablo 2 Championship.

 

[M3_feelin_0wn3d]

377: u somehow get a child and send it to china (or japan) and let her be trained like a true sorceress
378: u dont have much money so u make a wooden plank a fire skiller so u save on gass

my g/f in a amazon suit will be nice ^^ if u mean girlfriend not grandfather!! (omg my mind!!! ow w8, there are grandfathers in real life aswell.. phew)

 

[TheFallenOne]

379. U search d2 hentai porn on google (happen to a friend of mine )
380. U ask ur parents for an P anihilus charm for cristmas
381. U get to school and when u see ur best buddy on bnet you yell I GOT AN HOTO!
382. U get to school and a bully is looking at you and all u got to say is : Im a protector of the light and throw an hammer in is face.
383. At the cafeteria you hear a guy telling that his wind druid rules and u yell NOOB! WIND DRUID SUCKS! HAMMERDIN RULES!

 

[Doomkiller]

384: You turn up the d2 music to help you sleep.

first post yeah!

 

[ChrisH36]

385. You think that CTs are Rogues and Ts are Skeletons, and Diablo is the ref that says "Counter Terrorist win".

 

[TheLoneCurse]

386. You say something to ur friend and he says "what, I didn't hear u" And you say PRESS M NOOB.

386. When you have an earth quake you shout: "I CALL THE ANNI."

387. When ever you hear something funny in real life in instead of laughing you shout LOL or think it.

388. You say T-H-X instead of thanks or S-r-r-y instead of sorry.(Rofl its happend.)

 

[ChrisH36]

389. You fear the weapon of mass destruction is actually an Oblivion Knight that casts Iron Maiden on soldiers.

390. You become president and you give all military swords and shields and make them go to Mt Everest thinking its Harrogath

391. You see a lighter and you say, its a "Fallen Shaman" tool

392. You are afraid of going outside because you are making cookies and Baal and his minions are outside wanting some

393. You make a soulstone from a rock and you pretend its magic

394. you think that your tobogan is a Dung Beetle shell

395. when you get killed, you strip all your clothing and you hope someone or you will respawn and pick it up.

396. You suggest a Playboy Mansion secret level with Corrupted Rogues (not the bald ones with horns.) are the enemies

 

[Kao]

Originally posted by Hellwolf_36
327. You take 1 day to think up a new excuse because people are lazy

I've said that...Anyhow, this thread just turned into shit after the second page or so......

 

[Nissenoll]

I like no. 389 but except for that, I agree.

 

[putanginamo]

397. You growl or yell very loud "WHAT" at people who disturb you while you play
398. You get angry when the phone rings while your playing
399. you get very angry when bnet is lagging, failed to join or Your connection has been interrupted.

400. You go to anger management classes.


You down there read it again!!!

 

[ChrisH36]

400. You go to anger management classes

What the hell does that have to do with Diablo 2?

401. After to beat someone up, you take their keys and you jam it into your head and you think you will become the wanderer (daiblo 1 excript )

 

[The_Immortal_King]

402. You keep wasting your time to think of more reasons to actually get to 600 assuming you can think when u sit on yur ass and play d2 all day.

 

[ChrisH36]

there are like 10 people that said that, stop repeating crap like that

403. You buy a whip and football armor and you dress up as a Lasher at a Diablo 2 convention and you whip people that are dressed up as Baal's Minion Type and you turn them into suiciders

 

[The_Immortal_King]

Well I don't care, I didn't sit at my computer and read all the damn reason like u have. I didn't drop out of shcool, I have a job and I have a g/f. Unlike you, you probably dropped out, don't have a job, live with your parents and yur probably 25 or older, just sitting in the basement of yur parents house with 15 mustard stains on yur "best" white shirt wearing think black rimmed glasses with tape on the nose arc and your arm needs surgery cuz all it does is sit on yur computer chair arm rest.

 

[bigjim]

hmmmm u have and attudied problem little boy u need some mannerss

 

[M3_feelin_0wn3d]

you shouldnt confuse our lives with yours .
i DO have a job (even though im 15 so)
i live with my parents (15 years old...)
i hate white.
(404)i got a g/f ( when u read grandfather (diablo2 style)there u have a serius issue)
i do fitness and need no glasses

boom. no confusing lives...

 

[p.i.m.p.i.n.y.o.u.]

Originally posted by SweatyOgre
43. You see something funy and think to yourself "lol" instead of actually laughing
44. You see a price you think is too high in a store and say "LOL NEWBZOR"
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roflol ive done that before when im in the store and when im at the movies ill see sumthin funny and sumtimes actually its only happened once ill think lol instead of actually laughing
:wavey :butterfly :lucifer

 

[m3th0dz!]

i do that all the time :rollingeyes

 

[Nissenoll]

yaa I also say lol all the time... lol