500 Signs that you spend too much time on BattleForums

[Maverick]

240. You call your dad Skuzzy.

 

[TrongaMonga]

241. When someone on AiM on the other side of the world tells you to go have dinner.

242. When you start using Americans timeline living in Europe.

243. When you get SARS trough the Internet.

 

[Maverick]

244. When you come across a caveman you'll call him Tronga Monga.

 

[x42bn6]

245) When you eat sweets you think Amantis has poisoned all of them.

 

[Maverick]

246. You call the celebrities' pics as sigatars.

 

[TrongaMonga]

246. When you see this picture:

You like the avatar (City News logo), you read the signature (TV mark and TV base) and laugh and the middle picture.

 

[x42bn6]

248) You start to remember my name and chant it all night.

 

[TweaK]

249) Whenever you sign out and try to leave, you find the need to sign back in and post something else... then you sign out, but then again you sign back in >.< So, you just don't log out. Ever.
(For those users that have seen my offline status, that is because I was in invisible mode)

 

[Amantis]

250. You are typing this right now.
251. And you try to think of more responses to try and contribute to this thread...
252. ...in addition to the fact that you're still trying to look for interesting thread topics to help lift the 'forum boredom'

- Amantis

 

[x42bn6]

352) You accidentally mistype your question number like this one.
254) You go insane but feel sedated at the same time. It's your fingers.

 

[Omega Zero]

255. You lose count of this pointless fun thread =\
256. You nickname your girlfriend after Maverick

 

[x42bn6]

257) You start chatting to yourself waiting for others to post in the threads you reply to,
259) and you've posted in EVERY single thread here.

 

[Maverick]

259. Everytime you see the word battle you'll always find a way to put forums next to it.

 

[Guru]

260. You cry because this thread hasn't reached 500 yet.

 

[tassadar920]

261. You post question 259 twice...

 

[Guru]

262. You point that out...

 

[tassadar920]

263. You point out that i pointed out that someone else pointed number 259 twice.
264. You have anything more than 1 post per day in your profile
265. the lil thingy under your name says anything but "Total Newbie"
266. You spend your time running around doing things, then running to the computer to check if your thread has a new answer.
267. You've posted in more than 1 forum on battleforums.
268. When you're sick you conitnue to post on bforums tho ur sick and in bed.
269. You spend 5 minutes contemplating whether you should bump a thread or not.
270. Any of your posts exceed 5000 characters.
271. You manage to remember the names of all the moderators.
272. You spend more than a half second trying to become a mod.

 

[Omega Zero]

273. You're Cort's toilet licker

 

[x42bn6]

274) You're more than Cort's toilet licker, you're BF's toilet administrator.

 

[Omega Zero]

275. You flirt with the girls of BF to try to get a chance. =/