You know you're addicted to War3 when... (1000 reasons)

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    1. You think Nightelves are hot
    2. You think DH is sexy (*COUGH* vbad *COUGH*)
    3. You wish you had staff of teleportation to go home from school
    4. You wish you had auras
    5. You wish you could use Moon well to "heal" yourself with archers.
    6. You've watched every single cinematics with lights turned off.
    7. You watch replays.
    8. You know names of every pro war3 players.
    9. You play 4 hours++ war3 everyday.
    10. You are the moderator of this forum :p
     
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    11- you say "At last, we should have, revenge" when you are angry at someone
    12- your mates from school call you "Demon Hunter"
    13- your mom's nickname to your friends is Priestess of the moon
    14- you call a ugly guy an abomination
    15- you call an ugly girl a banshee
    16- you wish you had storm bold to kill that stupid fheg from your school
    17- you go to a costume party with a Demon Hunter costume
    18- you play more then 7 hours of war3 per day
    19- if you had 3 wishes, they would be: War4, WoW extinction and to have Metamorphosis
    20- your dream is to be the moderator of this forum ^^
     
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    21. While playing soccer, you go "Wind walk!" to dash.
    22. When you see boxing match, and see a guy getting knock out in one hit, you say to yourself, "Now thats level 3 bash"
    23. You think hippogriphs dont go well with archers.
    24. Sometimes, you wish nightelves werent as old as they were.
    25. You wish for Water elementals for bottle of water when you're hiking.
     
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    26. When you hear the word micro, you hide behind your friend and say "TAKE THE DAMAGE"
    27. You become racist and start to be the next Grand Marshall Garithos
    28. You toss away all your old games and play Warcraft
    29. You vote for warcraft :D! DO IT!!!
     
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    30. You are the Dr.Bishibosh's artist :D
    31. You own collector's edition
    32. You never fight a person on a hill, well only when hes in the higher ground then you.
    33. You know tehres no point in working hard, because all you become is dumb orc that goes into burrow to defend of wisp that just detonates to piss off other people.
    34. You wish there was console version of Warcraft series.
     
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    35. You scream, ''Loktar Narosh!'' (Or however you spell it.) when you see your favorite beverage in the grocery store.
     
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    Its Lok' Narosh!

    Wc2 was released on PS1. Its better in the sense you can command 24 units at once.

    36. You wear a coat and you say "I am wearing Light Armor"
    37. A guy comes up to you with a gun and you say "AHHHHH MORE DAMAGE!"
    38. You go to the back alleys and beat up punks thinking they are creeps
    39. You treat snowball fights like Warcraft. You micro when your hit, and you carry icicles as swords.
     
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    40- when you're in the dark, you say : "i see... absolutely nothing"
     
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    41- Make siege weapons in your basement
     
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    42- You own an account that is over level 10 ....
    43- You play an hour a day ....

    ( most people would consider this too much believe it or not .. )
     
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    44. If you're an asian, you're automatically in the 'addicted' category whether you play or not...
    45. you have b.net/war3 das your homepage or most visitedp ages!
     
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    46. you made/or posted on a thread about w3
    47. that thread dealth with how addicted you are
     
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    48. You're replying to this thread..
    49. You check upon war3 section every 5 minutes...
    50. You play war3 before you go to sleep.
     
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    51. Your Asian and you changed it from

    ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKK ^^;;

    to

    UD RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKE ^^;;
     
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    More like KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK Ghoul Rush^^

    52. You get an axe and try to figure out a way to gain 100 life and 3 damage.
     
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    lol...

    53. you see some claws at a novelty store, and you ask the store's owner are they +15? or +9

    or w/e #
     
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    54. You wish you were Cenarius and had demigod powers!
    55. You watch The Spirits of Ashenvale (4th lvl of Orc Campaign in RoC) and try to speak like an elf.
    56. You bought the wc3 action figures
     
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    57. You wish you can kill demigods or bullies with a pickaxe.
     
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    haha mr. whosyourdaddy

    58. You go to the local store and buy green paint to paint yourself and call yourself an orc.
    59. You kill your homeland so you can call yourself a Bloodmage.
     
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    60. When you go to your job in the morning you say " WEDDY TO WORK! "