You know you're addicted to War3 when... (1000 reasons)

[ChrisH36]

61. You create a corner store and you call it the "Voodoo Lounge"

 

[Darkmatter]

For not playing it in so long of a time, I almost got ther quote right.

62. Staring at your cat or dog and hoping it implodes itself.

 

[Ntrik_]

63. You have your own hot keys for the game
64. You save every single replays, and measure your APM to see if it increased or not.
65. You wish you had healing pot IRL.

 

[Jimbo]

61. You create a corner store and you call it the "Voodoo Lounge"

hahah nice


66. you try to argue the fact that wc > sc , when u know sc > all

 

[ChrisH36]

BLASPHEMY!!!

67. When you see people say sc > all, you hack them with an axe.

 

[Ntrik_]

hahah nice


66. you try to argue the fact that wc > sc , when u know sc > all

wc is better than sc in every aspect of the gaming.

67. You wish there was naval warfare in WC Ladder maps.
68. You dream of warcraft games.

 

[ChrisH36]

69. You complain about walking because it makes you move at Slow movement speed
70. You go to the graveyard to feast on the luxurious bodies

 

[Dream_Walker]

71. You put on a cape and call yourself a priest.
72. You know every possible name of every hero.

 

[None293823]

73. You get a 6 at school (A+ in the USA ) and say- Intelligence +6 !
74. You study history and think how many times Human wins vs Human
75. Somebody with muscles wants to beat you and you say - Come with another version you are IMBA.
76. You have your teeth knocked out and say GG.
77. You leave Battleforums to play more war3 solo

 

[ChrisH36]

I wish you luck with that. All you need is to pick a person that will take your spot.

78. You memorized the Orc story line!
79. You know how old Tyrande is!
80. You go to the bank, and you call the safe "The Arcane Vault"

 

[FleshRipper[pd]]

77. You leave Battleforums to play more war3 solo

lol .................

 

[ChrisH36]

81. You go from channel to channel saying "JOIN MY CLAN"!

 

[Ntrik_]

82. You've beaten every single missions of the game in every difficulties without cheat codes.
83. You memorized every single names of special heros

 

[ChrisH36]

82. You've beaten every single missions of the game in every difficulties without cheat codes.

I am trying the human campaign in RoC in hard mode. I am at mission 4. It isn't that hard! Except lvl 2 has the blademaster at lvl 6 and not 2 O_O!

 

[LuNa[eP]]

I am trying the human campaign in RoC in hard mode. I am at mission 4. It isn't that hard! Except lvl 2 has the blademaster at lvl 6 and not 2 O_O!

try to hold archimonde's ascent ( last scenario from last campaign in RoC ) in hard mode
without using hipporiders hit and run
that'.s... diff.

 

[VolcomStone728]

84.When you have to go to the bathroom you say "may i use the men's moonwell" LoL...
85.If you mexican or black and about to stab sum1 u say"mya blade seeksa vengeance"
86. when you look up a girls skirt from a long distance u say "the future is ours!!"

 

[ChrisH36]

try to hold archimonde's ascent ( last scenario from last campaign in RoC ) in hard mode
without using hipporiders hit and run
that'.s... diff.

Bears and Archers and Dryads. Bye Bye Archimonde's Ascent. Stop them at Orc base for best results.

87. You call your horse "Centaur"
88. You think with an axe, you can split the ground and cause Shockwaves.

 

[LuNa[eP]]

Bears and Archers and Dryads. Bye Bye Archimonde's Ascent. Stop them at Orc base for best results.

87. You call your horse "Centaur"
88. You think with an axe, you can split the ground and cause Shockwaves.

not even gosus could do that hellwolf, in hard mode the computer gets mad and attacks with a whole 100 food frosts army + aboms and meat wagons, you can't really hold it at the orc base


89 - your best friends' GF name is Lina and you call her "slayer"
90 - you wish you could metamorph when pissed off

 

[ChrisH36]

not even gosus could do that hellwolf, in hard mode the computer gets mad and attacks with a whole 100 food frosts army + aboms and meat wagons, you can't really hold it at the orc base

Wuss, I have pulled it off like 3 times. You are screwed if all 3 heroes attack you at once. Hold at the human base, take the 2 expos, max out food worth of dryads, bears, archers, and dotts. Cast sfall when wyrms come and tranq each time you get attacked. Rescue the Furbolgs and Trolls, use them to help and use siege to pick off banshees and necs. The only issue some people have is losing units to possession. Be prepared to kill your own team.
At the orc base, you should have like 14-18 minutes left if you are gosu.

91. You make a new RPG, and you decide to call it DOTA
92. You take a pickaxe and you are like "WORK WORK"
93. You kill someone with a pickaxe and you say "Peon owned your soul"
94. You get nightmares about huntresses dying to certain strategies, EAT DEMOS HAHAHAHAHH!

 

[Ntrik_]

95. You pick up pencil and say "Work Work" and scratch your head *Peon in School version*

96. with group of your friends, in hood, youguys go out in the street at night, and chants and worships some random things *Acoylte on the street*

97. When ever you see someone throwing erarsers or pencils in class, you get mad because those things would do 150% dmg to you *huntress in classroom*

98. You go blind just to see demons better than others *Demon hunter, or... Idiotic human*

99. You make long essay about how Warcraft is unrealistic because footies dont die in one hit when they are slashed by DH's big ass blade or hit by boulder thrown by Catapults.


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100. You are Hellwolf_36.