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Renzokuken

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When i try to figure out what those crazy Protoss are trying to say (When clicking on the unit), i can never comprehend it, and so i am stuck with what my first impression is. For example, when the Zealots are warped in from the Gateway, they say 'My life for Aiur', but when i hear it, it sounds like, 'My life's a frier' or 'My life is a fire'.

Here are some others.

Zealot
  • Key, house!
    [*] He saw a shoe.
    [*] Order dine me.
    [*] Cow-collar!
    [*] Plus, i serve.

Dragoon
  • For a goon.
    [*] Suck talonos.
    (I'm not sure whether this 'talonos' is another goon :sly)
  • Me, taller.
    [*] You look tied.

Probe
  • Meow.
    [*] Dickspit.
    [*] Gin-tonic.

High Templar
  • Hitch****.
    [*] You're the hearts...

Corsair
  • Hard lust...

Scout
  • Gel-knife.
    [*] Key hoss.
    [*] Lucas acknowledged.


Carrier
  • Geshnu! (Much like the Hindu Elephant-God)
  • Cow-choo.
    [*] Accor-tula.
    [*] Your cuss?

Arbiter
  • Geppa-kazool!
    [*] Well done.
    [*] In cuss, mean.


Dark Templar
  • Xena. School in her.
    [*] Nem-ha.
    [*] Mera schoolin hoe.

Dark Archon
  • We are the rest one.
    [*] Obliter in the waist.


Archon
  • Draw so ka!
    [*] Remain focus.


Can you guys think of any others?

-EDIT---> I added all the queer things about hte Protoss voices :p
 

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Zerg Infested Terran

- Prepare to die
- Ready to kill
- Sacrifice me
- For the overmind
- I am wretched
- But im strong
- I am the future
- I am zerg
 

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Terran Medic:
- Tell me where it hurts
- CBC Stat!
- Jim, shes dead..
- I already checked your wounds commander.

How I got this? Well, just keep clicking on a unit over andover and they will eventually say all their phrases.
 

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Key, house!
I believe it's something close to 'shioust' with a dragged out i.

It's obviously in their language, I doubt it's English.
 

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Templar sound liek saying

Stink I being
 

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I remember when I was playing SC on the 64, and I was making Dark Templar, my brother would always crack up laughing because it sounds like they're farting when you click them.

And, not sure, but I think something the High Templar says sounds like "Who Farted?" or something.

EDIT: oh, and newbie, I think he's saying "Need a light?"
 

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Um.....no, they're Zerg, the only Zerg units that speak english are the Infested Terrans (and of course Kerrigan and the Overmind) .
 

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Originally posted by Prox
EDIT: oh, and newbie, I think he's saying "Need a light?"
NOOOOO I thought he really sed "oh i like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister"
 

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Originally posted by newbie4lyfe
NOOOOO I thought he really sed "oh i like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister"
Freaking awesome! I'll check for you.

EDIT: You watch too much Full Metal Jacket
 

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The Archon has a couple more I can remember:

We Burn!
We Emerge!(or something like that - after they are made)
Obliterate!
 

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Well, i'm only posting the ones that NO ONE understands when they first hear them. And the ones that sound like different things. I don't want to post what they EXACTLY say, otherwise it'd be boring :D
 

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i understood for auir when i first heard it :) but thats about it... it sounds clear to me..
 

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I thought it said hire...... silly me.

I dont really pay much attention but whatever you guys say.
 

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um,i thought teh zealot said my life for hire,also if u keep clicking on kerrigian she is teh perv
 

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Power Overwhelming
 

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im gonna list a wraith and since noone except me plays as terren i could say whatever i want :D

anyway

wraith: standing hi, recieving the haunch orders
all i can remember for now :)
 

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aelot some times sound like my wifes a lier
 

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