What we really think the units say...

[Renzokuken]

When i try to figure out what those crazy Protoss are trying to say (When clicking on the unit), i can never comprehend it, and so i am stuck with what my first impression is. For example, when the Zealots are warped in from the Gateway, they say 'My life for Aiur', but when i hear it, it sounds like, 'My life's a frier' or 'My life is a fire'.

Here are some others.

Zealot

• Key, house!
  [*] He saw a shoe.
  [*] Order dine me.
  [*] Cow-collar!
  [*] Plus, i serve.

Dragoon

• For a goon.
  [*] Suck talonos. (I'm not sure whether this 'talonos' is another goon :sly)
• Me, taller.
  [*] You look tied.

Probe

• Meow.
  [*] Dickspit.
  [*] Gin-tonic.

High Templar

• Hitch****.
  [*] You're the hearts...

Corsair

• Hard lust...

Scout

• Gel-knife.
  [*] Key hoss.
  [*] Lucas acknowledged.

Carrier

• Geshnu! (Much like the Hindu Elephant-God)
• Cow-choo.
  [*] Accor-tula.
  [*] Your cuss?

Arbiter

• Geppa-kazool!
  [*] Well done.
  [*] In cuss, mean.

Dark Templar

• Xena. School in her.
  [*] Nem-ha.
  [*] Mera schoolin hoe.

Dark Archon

• We are the rest one.
  [*] Obliter in the waist.

Archon

• Draw so ka!
  [*] Remain focus.

Can you guys think of any others?

-EDIT---> I added all the queer things about hte Protoss voices

 

[PUMPKINHEAD]

Zerg Infested Terran

- Prepare to die
- Ready to kill
- Sacrifice me
- For the overmind
- I am wretched
- But im strong
- I am the future
- I am zerg

 

[Yuna[Si]]

Terran Medic:
- Tell me where it hurts
- CBC Stat!
- Jim, shes dead..
- I already checked your wounds commander.

How I got this? Well, just keep clicking on a unit over andover and they will eventually say all their phrases.

 

[Sakuhta]

Key, house!

I believe it's something close to 'shioust' with a dragged out i.

It's obviously in their language, I doubt it's English.

 

[Wing Zero]

Templar sound liek saying

Stink I being

 

[aphextwin]

firebat:

nee oh laiz gah

 

[Biske]

I remember when I was playing SC on the 64, and I was making Dark Templar, my brother would always crack up laughing because it sounds like they're farting when you click them.

And, not sure, but I think something the High Templar says sounds like "Who Farted?" or something.

EDIT: oh, and newbie, I think he's saying "Need a light?"

 

[K0r34n Jja Shik]

are the hydras speaking english?

 

[Biske]

Um.....no, they're Zerg, the only Zerg units that speak english are the Infested Terrans (and of course Kerrigan and the Overmind) .

 

[aphextwin]

Originally posted by Prox
EDIT: oh, and newbie, I think he's saying "Need a light?"

NOOOOO I thought he really sed "oh i like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister"

 

[Biske]

Originally posted by newbie4lyfe
NOOOOO I thought he really sed "oh i like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister"

Freaking awesome! I'll check for you.

EDIT: You watch too much Full Metal Jacket

 

[Renzokuken]

Check again guys. I update my previous list. It has all the Protoss units

 

[Biske]

The Archon has a couple more I can remember:

We Burn!
We Emerge!(or something like that - after they are made)
Obliterate!

 

[Renzokuken]

Well, i'm only posting the ones that NO ONE understands when they first hear them. And the ones that sound like different things. I don't want to post what they EXACTLY say, otherwise it'd be boring

 

[amrtin77]

i understood for auir when i first heard it but thats about it... it sounds clear to me..

 

[Jiggy]

I thought it said hire...... silly me.

I dont really pay much attention but whatever you guys say.

 

[Jimbo]

um,i thought teh zealot said my life for hire,also if u keep clicking on kerrigian she is teh perv

 

[DigitalElite]

Power Overwhelming

 

[thegrim_reaper]

im gonna list a wraith and since noone except me plays as terren i could say whatever i want

anyway

wraith: standing hi, recieving the haunch orders
all i can remember for now

 

[Wing Zero]

aelot some times sound like my wifes a lier