Post your experiences with n00bs/newbs!

[BahamutFLIP]

Has anyone had any experiences with a :nooob??

Post some amusing stories about what newbs/n00bs has said or did!

(this should be fun... :corn)

 

[PiNk PeOn]

I once played with a newb and he asked me "How do you move??? and how do I attack???"

 

[RoaCh of DisCord]

I tend to help "newbs". I remember when I first started playing Diablo II, and it sucked. Too many assholes.

 

[PiNk PeOn]

When I first played d2 I played the real game...me and some friends had an awesome lan we'd get roger wilco like 5 of us get some mic's... go on roger wilco .... play d2 then beat the game in like 3 days lol but only the first lvl.. like normal

 

[BahamutFLIP]

I mostly mean n00bs, who think they're all that, but suck...

 

[Guru]

I saw someone with a new bugged lightsaber and 4 sock valor, and he said he found it off mephy....

 

[dusty_pip]

i was in a game when someone kept asking for a tp when we were at world stone chamber (act 5) and he was in act 4 town, i hate noobs who whisper you and they bag and bag for items ..

 

[Extremeblizz]

lol, when i first played (more than 2-4 years ago) i didn't know how to use a wp, so i asked ppl to tp me from acts, and they kept saying u can't u can't

 

[_StoneWall_]

Ever went PKing in cows with a hydra Sorc? I like how people invite you back after you've killed 3 people in 2 seconds.

 

[GrUnGe]

One time... (No not at bandcamp) this n00b tried doing the act2 scam and one person was in the bar and he was outside the one outside thought no one was around so he dropped his GF and told the victim to drop his weapon and my friend went up to the guy that was outside and he stole his GF, it was so funny. The scammer was like "Dude give it back please!" We (My friend and I) were laughing so damn hard.

 

[masked_killa]

i traded a ravenfrostfor a wf to a newb and he said i rip'd u off...
and i gave 1 50k gold and he said im gonna buy an ith now

 

[LilAznRYDA]

lol
these are funny expirences

 

[Blink4114]

One time this newb was trying to get all my sorc gear off me. He was trying to pop me and shit. He said I could dupe that way. I was really sleepy and bored so I was just fooling around. He's like wear all this stuff so they change into your items. I told him I wasn't comfortable doing this so he gave me his items to wear and told me if I trusted him he would trust me. I was like yeah guy I trust you and all. I went to my body and I was about to pick it up... but I just left with his gear on and my gear on my dead body. The scammer was scammed =)

 

[dusty_pip]

ya , i was trying to be scammed and this sorc hostile me and i had whites on... :mallet and tried soooo hard to kill me and i would just kept killin her over and over then she poped ... i left the sigons shit alone... lol

 

[a1steaksauce]

theres lot of jack ***es on east now,like in cows they come in and dotn party just kill everything.meanwhile the lvl 80s r working their ***es off to kill a pack of 10 ><

 

[Cert]

wow u must suck if ur lvl 80 and cant kill 10 cows. my lvl 80 meteor sorc can clear out the moo moo farm

as for a newb experience, my asian friend was helping me xfer 2 15 life small charms. when i left the game and came back, he had sold my charms. i said DUDE WTF THOSE ARE WORTH AN SOJ A PIECE. and he gave me a 6%mf 100posion damage sc as a way of saying sorry

 

[Miss]

ahha it was 2 days ago. this "girl" as he possed said he will give me pictures if i gave him bullettime (altho i was gonna send him drop module). Now he was just plain stupid. I'm not a comp newb either. So i got his email right for the pictures. Now anyone knows pics are .jpg, .gif, .bmp and etc... the attachment was "pictures.exe" i was sitting there just laughing

 

[Cert]

so did u send him the drop thingie? damn horny bastard lol

 

[Guru]

Originally posted by Cert
DUDE WTF THOSE ARE WORTH AN SOJ A PIECE. and he gave me a 6%mf 100posion damage sc as a way of saying sorry

15 to life small charms arent work a cracked sash



and that remains me, i was muling with my cousin, and he is a huge n00b. I said "don't ID those items" as I dropped the unids, i left and i come back, and he IDed them....

 

[sodijay]

lol, never tell some1 not to do something or they're more likely to do it. eg. u make a game called no hack duels, there will be more hacked people there then in a regular duel game, its actually funny