Pets...Zerg pets...

[Renzokuken]

Well there are certain legal proceedings that need to be taken out in order to file a mass invasion on the universe...

 

[Cert]

id want a drone, cuz then he could mutate into a hatchery and then i could spawn my own army of darkness! mwahahaw!wedq

 

[Moof-Ader]

I would want a Zergling of course because they can attack other dogs, I can just see my little Zergling going out and killing other dogs, ahhhhh.

 

[KING OF ZEALOTS]

well id want like 5 zerglings and id ride them to school bring them inside! principal says take it outside... CHOP CHOP! ACK!
boo yah! oh wait im homeschooled! OH NO
MOM lol! and i cud rule the world no wait. the military gets in my way AGAIN!

 

[Renzokuken]

That's called murder, KING. :rolleyes

 

[Magikarp]

Not exactly the most friendly show and tell.