Pets...Zerg pets...

[Renzokuken]

Hypothetically, what Zerg unit would you want as a pet. It can be an Air Unit, we can just say that it'll hover low in your bedroom

I'd want an Ultralisk, imagine galloping across the countryside on that beast. Nothing would stand in your way...not even the National Bank :sly

PS> Don't move this to Zerg Hatchery please.

 

[Hot Action Akule]

I want kerrigan...

 

[dP]

zergling! tons of them! hydralysk is too icky and will slobber all over my carpet. ultralysk will trash my room. it wont fit the door. i dont want no air units either. drone will spit on my clothes. infested terran will bomb my house.

 

[TrongaMonga]

Who knows... Possibly a Mutalisk to ride him and fly fast

 

[Wing Zero]

Queen use that spawn thingy

 

[Jason]

Broodling? Lol..

I would want to have a Muta, like Tronga said .

 

[Guest]

I would want a muta or ultra but I think bush should have a overlord to transport im everywhere.

 

[sprucegoose]

i would want a broodling you know its kind of like a crazy lil dog


HAY FIDO! SICK THAT ****ER then the lil thing goes and eats the other things flesh

 

[Static]

i would ride the lings horseback into some kind of exciting sernario

 

[TweaK]

I'd have a broodling to watch it twitch violently on my floor until it explodes.

 

[Magikarp]

Id definetly want a drone, so it could mine me some minerals so I could buy more zerg pets.

 

[Renzokuken]

Hah, that's the most ingenious thing i've ever heard.

I'd also like to try and get a male Ultralisk to mate with a female Zergling, despite Zerg units hatching from Larvae.

 

[cry0KiD]

cracklings of course

noone can hump a leg like they do

 

[Lwek]

Infested Terran, because they look so hott! *wink*

Or Infested Duran, so I can go along with the gay marriages.

 

[Crazy Demon]

I want a Overlord-Since an Overlord can transport me and control other Zerg units(looking scleagcy on this one). I would have so many other Zerg units cause of the Overlord!

 

[Magikarp]

On second thought, I would want Kerrigan, so she could ensare me and do naughty things .

"Oh god Kerrigan, I love it when you ensare me. Um.. Kerrigan.. what are you doing.. Oh sweet lord.. oh MY GOD KERRIGAN NOT THERE, NOT THERE! OH NONEXISTANT GOD OF PAIN arRG!!!"

Um.. anyway..

Ultralisks would be a big problem.. imagine one of those things seeing a fire hydrant.. or worse.. it goes up to hump someone's leg.

 

[DigitalElite]

Hydralisk, you can ride it and it isnt a hassle, it will only shoot green shit at you and slowly devour you

 

[Magikarp]

Such optimistic views on these pets. Warm N' FuZzYz!

 

[Renzokuken]

Well they are remorseless killing machines, how else do you expect us to respond?

 

[Magikarp]

Dont be hatin' on the Zerg! I think their just misunderstood. I mean, if you wanted to slaugther the rest of the galaxy, what would be so wrong with that?