Magikarp
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I was browsing through the Chit Chat area and decided that we need a joke thread. Here are a few good ones:
A guy walks into a bar. He orders 8 shots, the bartender serves him. He takes the glasses and chugs them. Blam blam! He's done. The bartender asks him, "What do you have that makes you drink so fast?" He replies, "15 cents."
Two guys walked into a bar, the third guy ducked.
How do find the population of Mexico?
Roll a penny down a hill.
Who's the richest person in Mexico?
The one who got the penny.
Mama Jokes
1) Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
2) Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
3)Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
4)Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop
Mommy, Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles.
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor
Mommy, Mommy! are you sure this is how to learn to swim?
Shut up and get back in the sack!
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows!
Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.
Well, just leave them on the side of the plate
A guy walks into a bar. He orders 8 shots, the bartender serves him. He takes the glasses and chugs them. Blam blam! He's done. The bartender asks him, "What do you have that makes you drink so fast?" He replies, "15 cents."
Two guys walked into a bar, the third guy ducked.
How do find the population of Mexico?
Roll a penny down a hill.
Who's the richest person in Mexico?
The one who got the penny.
Mama Jokes
1) Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
2) Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
3)Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
4)Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop
Mommy, Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles.
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor
Mommy, Mommy! are you sure this is how to learn to swim?
Shut up and get back in the sack!
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows!
Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.
Well, just leave them on the side of the plate