Jokes That'll Give You A Seizure

[Hot Action Akule]

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What do you call an old black man?

Antique farming equipment

What does fubu stand for?

Farmers Used to Beat Us

What was JNCA stand for?

Jeans Niggas Cant Afford

How long does it take for a black lady to take a shit?

9months

Whats a bunch of black people jumping out of a plane? night. Whats a bunch of white people jumping out of a plane? day. whatts a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a plane? Air Pollution.


I got so many more but i gotta do homework i post em later.

 

[dP]

Another funny ass story from ur local peasent

A daughter came to her mom and said
"Mom, why am i named Rose?"
"Because when you was born, a rose fell on your forehead!"
"Oh..."

So then the second daugher came and said
"Mom, why am i named Petal?"
"Because when you were born, a petal fell on your forehead!"
"Oh..."

So then the third daugher came and said
"Aihgoahfoag938q5yr9qwioehg98woedsouf!!!!!1111"
"Shut up Fridge!!!"

 

[l33t bunny master]

ROFL ya I feel a brain seizure comin on quick now.