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Kuzmich

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You so funny (sarcasm), at least my country doesnt arrest people for bringing lighters to school. There are some Russians on this forum by the way, Doommaker, and that xX something dude.
 

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Nobody gets arrested for bringing a lighter to school. Lol..
 

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Originally posted by Black Cat
Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men
should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens)
and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the
theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.
roflmao!! thats some funny shit!!
 

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Yo Jason...i did =/

BUT

Originally posted by Otmorosok
You so funny (sarcasm), at least my country doesnt arrest people for bringing lighters to school. There are some Russians on this forum by the way, Doommaker, and that xX something dude.
It wasnt the lighter aspect that got me, it was the fact hat it had a switchblade on it...so :D on joo...

but still...otmorosok's got a point there guys =/
 
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