Rejected Childrens Book Titles

[Speedy]

1. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

2. Strangers Have the Best Candy

3. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

4. You Were an Accident

5. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

6. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

7. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

8. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

 

[IceDevil9]

9. Place Mommy And Daddy Do It

10. How Babies Are Born, The True Story

-Frank

 

[DonkyPuncheR]

11. things that taste like grandpa

 

[Spirit-Reaper]

[color=66ff66]12. Mommy Bleeds one week for every month!
13. How santa Clause died...
14. True Story: The easter bunny[/color]

Spirit-Reaper​

 

[Forged]

12.The real Stork (sp?)

 

[Deranged Hydralisk]

13. Scratch and Sniff of male anatomy

 

[Speedy]

14.What you should do when you feel that tingling in your pants

 

[ORC-r0x0r-ROC]

15. 3 easy steps to make crunchy scrambled egg for you're mum?
16. Terrorist for dummies
17. 10 rules to follow in order not to get caught after assinating the president.

 

[minny]

18. how to sneak a gun into an airplane
19. why mommy and daddy dont live together is your fault.
20. what mommy sniffs that she tells you is suger
21. why you have to sleep at your uncles house when mommy goes to work but doenst leave the house

 

[Jason]

22. 101 Games To Play With Michael Jackson

 

[Spirit-Reaper]

23. If your horny and you know it game.

 

[ShaftedTwice]

24. How to doctor pregnancy.

ShaftedTwice​

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[Hot Action Akule]

25. Cheap condoms and Cheap Beer: Your life story

 

[TweaK]

26. That white stuff

27. Cooties - The real story

28. Reproduction! The earlier the better!

 

[l33t bunny master]

29: How pandas reproduce.

@tweak: you should read it, its a dandy.

 

[-MatriX-]

[COLOR=33DD33]30. How sniffing will benefit you.
31. Your hand and its uses.[/COLOR]

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[jd-inflames]

how to steal threads off of dbd: by speedy_effin_claxton i wub j00 thilly

 

[Spirit-Reaper]

[color=66ff66]32. Curiosity Killed the cat but more brought him back to life.[/color]

Spirit-Reaper​

 

[Jason]

33. AxL: Guess his gender!

 

[Thistle]

44. 33 ways to dismember someones head, WITH INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO!!!! REAL DEMOS!!!