Ghetto_Rap_Masta
Premium Member
No im not dissin the movie, the movie was kickass, instead im going to flame the main character of that movie which is D, the black suited long hippy-haired demi-vamp who happens to be a homo.
Now many of you seem to asking and telling yourself "ghetto leave D alone, hes cool with his sword and stuff" but i bet 5$ that after you read this thread youll know he is gay (no that im insulting homosexuallity, im just oging to prove that he himself is a homosexual).
First off. EVer notice that throughtout the film, every hot chick he encounters he either kills or shrugs off? Its true. There are atleast 3 that ive counted which are very hot yet he disses completely; The hot blonde slut in the tight red suit, the red-head vampire chick, and that plant chick he kills (cause he hates women) in the forest.
Lets start off with the blonde one. Instead of taking advantage of her like i myself and so many other normal guys would have done, he shrugs her off like a bug. This can be clearly seen in the part where the two are completely alone in the rain and that chick is talking in a tone which is basically saying she wants sex. Instead of being a homo like D did, i wouldve f***ed her brains out or hours and hours.
Second is that red-head vamp chick. WHat does D do being a homo and all? he kills her. What i wouldve done is while she was saying i was wrong and stuff (which she does to D) i wouldve apologized then tricked her into sex.
Third is that hot plant chick in the woods during some part in the movie. Being the fool that he is, D decapitates her for no apparent reason, which is a complete waste of a hot chick. What i wouldve done is apologize and tell Miss Treehugger that there is no need to fight and that we could use our energy for more "usefull things" (if you catch my drift
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There you have it, proof that D is a homo and a century-old virgin would will never get laid for eons.
Now many of you seem to asking and telling yourself "ghetto leave D alone, hes cool with his sword and stuff" but i bet 5$ that after you read this thread youll know he is gay (no that im insulting homosexuallity, im just oging to prove that he himself is a homosexual).
First off. EVer notice that throughtout the film, every hot chick he encounters he either kills or shrugs off? Its true. There are atleast 3 that ive counted which are very hot yet he disses completely; The hot blonde slut in the tight red suit, the red-head vampire chick, and that plant chick he kills (cause he hates women) in the forest.
Lets start off with the blonde one. Instead of taking advantage of her like i myself and so many other normal guys would have done, he shrugs her off like a bug. This can be clearly seen in the part where the two are completely alone in the rain and that chick is talking in a tone which is basically saying she wants sex. Instead of being a homo like D did, i wouldve f***ed her brains out or hours and hours.
Second is that red-head vamp chick. WHat does D do being a homo and all? he kills her. What i wouldve done is while she was saying i was wrong and stuff (which she does to D) i wouldve apologized then tricked her into sex.
Third is that hot plant chick in the woods during some part in the movie. Being the fool that he is, D decapitates her for no apparent reason, which is a complete waste of a hot chick. What i wouldve done is apologize and tell Miss Treehugger that there is no need to fight and that we could use our energy for more "usefull things" (if you catch my drift
)There you have it, proof that D is a homo and a century-old virgin would will never get laid for eons.
