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[Cobalt Wolf]

Bad parenting

WASSUP?

How many legs does this elephant have?

Leap sheep

Microsoft Word

Home... alone...

Why does kill their owners." You go for the ankles and I'll go for the face."

Men and messages

Secret affair

They found Nemo

Dwarven Truths: World of Warcraft​

 

[Tupac Amaru Shakur]

Guy with huge muscles in a bar drinking with a small ass head.

So some guys asks how he got his head small and he says he got three wishes from a superhot genie and asked for big muscles, alot of money.

When the genie asked what he wanted for a 3rd wish he thought about it and didn't want much more. He looks at her hot mouth and asks for a little head.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay, thats it, if this many people thought it was funny. I dare be truthful
I dont get it. Care to explain?

ok, if there is a car with one person in it then obviosuly u can see inside the car. but if there is a car with all black people in it how do you see through, the windows are tinted in a sense because everyone in the car is black. can u se through black? can u see through a black person???

OT: what do smart blondes and ufos have in common?




























they are hard to find

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Microsoft Word

That image is Ancient, saw that on Somethingaweful nearly 2 years ago.

They found Nemo

Also a pretty old one.

 

[DeadLocked]

-Religious JOKE WARNING!-

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What's the differance between a picture of jesus and the real thing?






It only takes one nail to hang the picture.