Kama Sutra

[Dw-Riot]

I need some good sex moves. Anything you got, preferably one at a time so everyone gets a chance, I wanna hear...and i'm sure plenty of others do...lol.

Name Best: Candy Cane- When shes giving you head, come in her face, and then punch her nose. The blood and come run together and swirl....*teehee*.


And


Name Worst: Cleveland Steamer- After having sex, you shit on your partner's stomach, and grind it in with miscelaneous body parts. (Bleh!)

 

[FZ. | gOsu]

that is ****ing gross...im not to farmilliar with sex moves...

but ill make one up...

rockey road-****ing a girl in the butt and then making her swollow your load out of your shit stained dick ^^

 

[l33t bunny master]

switch switch doggy style- **** her in her meathole then switch to her ass, repeat over and over.


worst:upside down crunch- girls head is on the ground and body is projected upward. u stand over her and squat **** her in the vag.

 

[AxL]

VC had a huge list not to long ago. I will see if I can dig up the link.

-edit-

Ahh here it is.

 

[Bag]

That link AxL posted is hilarious. That had me laughing for awhile.

 

[Zmoney]

Yes for sure use VC's lin of awsome sex humor.

Dont listen to fyrebush, his moves would be way to oldschool, considering hes 50, his moves, would get you slapped.

 

[JeFfDiddy78]

agreed

 

[munchyman]

ROFLMAO!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHH!

 

[R[s]T]

Ew, aint kama sutra "CENSORED" people doing it in "ahem" ways? cuz i saw in austin power in the beginning and ya,

 

[itchmahballz]

donkey punch- when your ****ing a girl in the ass right when your about to jizz punch her in the back of the head lol

 

[Zmoney]

ANal juice Lick:
Bang A girl with a dildo, then have her lick the juices off.

 

[fyrebush]

Originally posted by Zsquared
Yes for sure use VC's lin of awsome sex humor.

Dont listen to fyrebush, his moves would be way to oldschool, considering hes 50, his moves, would get you slapped.

Wrong, little boy. It would only get you slapped, little boy.

 

[Zmoney]

Slapped by titys, in my case right?????

 

[fyrebush]

Zsquared from now on shall be known my me as Xsquared.

 

[Zmoney]

I will be known my me?

SPELLING ERROR
SPELLING ERROR!
O SHIT
YOUR AID MISTYPED

BITCH

 

[fyrebush]

Zsquared from now on shall be known my me as Xsquared.

 

[Dw-Riot]

OK, so back on topic? Lol. Nah...continue with the flaming...


Btw, for clarity, Kama Sutra is just the art of bangin' a girl. Nothing special, just originated (The name, not the art) in India.

 

[Pains Requiem]

VC is ****in weird as hell...but he is still the funniest **** here in the forums-still, good job vc

 

[Dw-Riot]

Heh, just for a laugh, check this out: http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/squirrel

And for reference, any Forum Moderators, go here: http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/history

Both made me laugh my nuts, off, and I'm still looking for them. (It was brutal...)

 

[AzNsUpA-Boi]

i think i only know one i was watching much music and it shows shaggy and his sex movies... ones called in-dinana jones