I hate stupid people!

[Glowy]

Ok at my work there is this guy which is kindareatrded i guess...anyways he always tries to talk to me on my lunch in the breakroom and he doen't know how to start aconversation so he just blurts outs these random questions...really annoys me..anwyas i'll list a couple of times



Danny: Hey Brad
Me: Sup?
Danny: Hey what would you do if a skeleton popped out of the ground and asked if you was going to eat that sandwich?
Me: well.....I would probably say yes...
Danny: Well what if he ate it anyways?
Me: Well then i would be pissed and hungry...walks off


next day..


Danny: Hey brad
Me: sup....
Danny: hey, what if you were on a nude beach doing a handstand and you look and see a thousand girls running at you with dildos in there hands?
Me: uh....probably run for my life..
Danny: what if you got your foot stuck in a clam?
Me: Dude....wtf do you make up these questions..
Danny: I duno...they jsut pop in my head

leaves..


A couple of days later..

Danny: Hey brad
Me: WHAT DANNY!!!
Danny: If you were a french fry would you dip yourself in ketchup or mustard??
Me: OMG DANNY IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ASK ME A SENSIBLE QUESTION BECUASE I AM NTO ANSWEREING YOUR CRACKHEAD QUESTIONS ANYMORE!!



see my point?

 

[jd-inflames]

haha, thats hilarious

 

[TweaK]

Dude I want danny to be my friend, because if he asked me a stupid question i'd be like

Hey danny, if you were a bird flying around the sky, which jet engine would you want to get sucked into?

 

[Glowy]

Plz tweak take him away from me....fit right in wit u =)

 

[ORC-r0x0r-ROC]

I get really annoyed when people do that, i have this guy that says LOL to everything i type and just spams stuff like and and muther f00ker

 

[Glowy]

lol

 

[l33t bunny master]

hehe that is funny i got a question for you brad.....

what would you do if a chicken pecked your dick right off...????

 

[ORC-r0x0r-ROC]

Nothing would change???

 

[KOLOSSAL]

Those questions kick ass. I love random people. Anyway, does the guy still talk to you?

 

[Ebay.God]

punch him in the face XD

 

[IDefy]

Originally posted by TwEaK
Dude I want danny to be my friend, because if he asked me a stupid question i'd be like

Hey danny, if you were a bird flying around the sky, which jet engine would you want to get sucked into?

ROFL

If a thousand girls ran towards naked with dildos i would hope they'd be wanting to show me how they mastubate.

 

[Glowy]

i try to avoid him if possible =/

 

[Theroy]

Danny: what if you got your foot stuck in a clam?

ROFL

 

[Thistle]

What if your foot got stuck in a clam?

id gnaw it off..... duh!

 

[VBadGirl]

hahahaah dude just laugh..lol. his questions are retarded no doubt but to go over the moon coz of it seems a bit too much.

 

[Guest]

:rofl2 That is gold.

 

[FuLouZero]

I act like that alot around some friends and others I play games all day with and others I talk to all day
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Danny: Hey brad
Me: sup....
Danny: hey, what if you were on a nude beach doing a handstand and you look and see a thousand girls running at you with dildos in there hands?
Me: uh....probably run for my life..
Danny: what if you got your foot stuck in a clam?
Me: Dude....wtf do you make up these questions..
Danny: I duno...they jsut pop in my head
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Lmao!

 

[SpiritSkater]

lmao post more of these questions these are great?

 

[aphextwin]

OMGLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 that is hilarious cuz it reminds me of........... ME when EYE act liek a retard at school

 

[xjMaN88lx]

freeeakkk,.