Maverick
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... Jesus Slice you're killing me. You really are. Hehehehehe....
hahahaOriginally posted by AnArchyArto
I got another Joke since im the host of the thread i shall keep giving jokes...
*ok there was this little girl and little boy they both had to go to the bathroom so they think well we will just go behind that tree together well when they were in the process the girl asks what that was he had there (his dick) then the boy asks what is that you have and so on then at the end they said they will ask there parents well the boy went home and asked and the dad said that was his 1945 roadster and you park it in any girls garage well the girl asked to and the mom said it was the girls garage and you dont let any 1945 roadsters park in it well later on in the day they where playing in the girls yard and they had to go to the bathroom agian All of a sudden the mom heres a scream and she say what happen and the girl came up to her with blood all over her face and she said that the boy tried to stick his 1945 roadster in her garage and she bit the back tires off.
HAHAHAHAOriginally posted by kill_you
ok i got more yo mom jokes
yo mom so poor when she saw a crumb on the ground she said "god is good god is great and we thank him for our food a-men"
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yo mom so small when she sits on the curb her legs swing
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yo mom so fat that when she saw a bus full of wite boys she said "STOP THAT TWINKY"
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(ok this one isnt a yo mom joke)
a boy walked on a bus and sat down right behind the bus driver. the boy started to talk to him self "if my mommy and daddy were big bunnies i would be a little bunny" "if my mommy and daddy were big deers i would be a little deer" "if my mommy and daddy were big racoons i would be a little racoon." the boy started to get on the bus drivers nerv so the bus driver said "what if your mommy and daddy were gay?" then the boy said "I WOULD BE A BUSS DRIVER."
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OK BLOND JOKES
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There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher. Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."
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A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the plane and sat down in first class.
A few minutes later, a flight attendent came up to her and told her that her ticket was for coach and she had to move from the seat. She refused. The flight attendent was persistant, but the blonde replied, "No, I want to sit here, I've always wanted to see what it is like in first class."
The flight attendent was getting frustrated. Finally, after quite some time, she convinced her to move.
Another passenger who overheard the conversation asked the attendent, "How did you get her to move?"
The flight attendent replied, "I told her that first class doesn't stop in Detroit."
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A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins?
The stupid blonde because the other two don't exist.
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One day, a brunette was skipping on some train tracks singing "21, 21, 21, 21,...''''
Along came a blonde who thought it looked like fun.
So she joined in and started singing "21, 21, 21, 21," and then a train came.
The brunette jumped off the tracks but the train ran over the blonde.
The brunette got back on the train tracks and started singing "22, 22, 22, 22,..."
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THATS ALL FOR TODAY
Thats wrong, it goesOriginally posted by master chief
i girl ask here father can i have 20 dollars the father says if you do me a favor and give me head so she does afterwards she asks daddy why does your dick taste like shit he said your brother wanted i skateboard :lucifer
You haven't seen anything yet. There was a thread where practically *all* the jokes were 'perverted and disturbing'.Originally posted by kill_you
lol
anyway what does amputate mean
oh and maverich i may be the only one that noticed this but all the jokes you poasted are ummm how do i say this perveted and disturbing. funny but perverted and deisturbing.
i wrote the first post 30 mins before i wrote the second post:shootOriginally posted by Maverick
Yeah it does specially if you just edit your first post instead of double posting.