Gay Pickup lines...

[Kao]

[City folk]

Boy: Have you ever lived on a farm?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Because you sure know how to raise a ****.

Post your worst ones here.

 

[RoaCh of DisCord]

Boy: Hey thilly
Other boy: Hey there thexy

 

[Kuro Neko]

Originally posted by Kao
[City folk]

Boy: Have you ever lived on a farm?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Because you sure know how to raise a ****.

Post your worst ones here.

That made no sense at all

 

[Diniano]

How did it not? Seriously.. do you not understand that? LOL

 

[Kao]

Here, the **** is another word for Chicken. Also a name for a male organ. If you don't get that, I don't know whats wrong with you then.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

the best one is.

"Hi i go to battleforums, **** me"

 

[Diniano]

Nah, the worst one is..

Pan: "Hi my name is Pan"
Girl: "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!"

 

[RoaCh of DisCord]

HE WANTS HOMOSEXUAL ONES.

You guys are all terribly wrong. Please post on topic. Knthnx.

 

[Diniano]

By "gay" he means "OMG WTF STUPID LAME WORST OMOGMOGMG" not homosexual.

 

[Kuro Neko]

RoaCh Of DisCord: I'm Roach, hello
Girl: Nice nipple rings

 

[Kao]

Yea, Gay as in stupid - not man on man action.

 

[Acoustic Kitchen]

How about:

-Hey, do you have a mirror on your belt?
-No, why?
-'Cause I keep seing myself in your pants!

-Hey, lady, would you please help me, I lost my dog!
-Sure, where did you see it last?
-I think it ran into that cheap motel room!
(Personal favourite)

-Did it hurt?
-What?
-When you fell from heaven.

-Was your father a thief?...
-What?!?!!?!?!
-...because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!

And what is wrong with nipple rings? I have 3 - 2 horizontal and 1 vertical on the right one, no woman has complained! I'm sure that Roach is quite proud with his ones!

 

[Kao]

You can shut your mouth, or not look at this thread, or just go insane and kill yourself. Any way, we all will be happy.

 

[Steven22]

You guys pay attention to gay pick up lines? Or maybe they have been used on you.

 

[Arkillo]

I think they go to gaybars and find em...

 

[c.m.b]

guy- i hope u have insurance

girl- why

guy- caus u just put a indent in my pants

 

[Abominable Pamma]

[After a guy ****s a girl]
Girl: gg
Boy:KTHNXBY

 

[Arkillo]

Gotta take the classic on this one

Baby, if your beauty was measured in grains of sand, the whole world would be a beach.

 

[CelestialBadger]

Diniano. Roach. You guys are awesome.

Anyway, back on topic...wait, NO! The topic sucks. I refuse.

 

[Neptunez]

guy - My name's AvalonX. That's so you know what to scream.

girl - Are you ok??

guy - I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

girl - meh, you'll do