Funny things that your teacher(s) have said...

[l33t bunny master]

My one teacher is telling us all that smoking cigarrettes is good for you and indorsing it.

the same teacher also told us that drionking and driving is good habit.. he says "practise makes perfect" lol

This BTW is my phsycology teacher. Hid is like 6'2" and has a shaved head with blue eyes . ohh and he is german. *cough* nazi *cough*

 

[Iliaran]

My teacher don't really say anything funny, but we made a video of my physics teacher thats just absolutely hilarious. He was demonstrating the left hand rule and the right hand rule, and we took a series of still pictures of him moving his hands around (like a picture every second). If you play the pictures in order it looks like he's rapping

 

[AzNsUpA-Boi]

my scinece teacher is retarded... he calls one of out class mates EFMER when it is ERFAN... and he calls someone named thomas JOMAS... and he says ARE U MAD? and U LITTLE RASCAL...

 

[Jason]

Originally posted by l33t bunny master
My one teacher is telling us all that smoking cigarrettes is good for you and indorsing it.

the same teacher also told us that drionking and driving is good habit.. he says "practise makes perfect" lol

This BTW is my phsycology teacher. Hid is like 6'2" and has a shaved head with blue eyes . ohh and he is german. *cough* nazi *cough*

You must have the IQ of a 3 year old.

It's called reverse Psychology, genius.

He's a psychology teacher..think about it..

 

[minny]

my spanish teacher told my friend to stop playing with himself... everyone laughed and she didnt know why

 

[FuLouZero]

Well we were doing cpr on dummys in gym on a hardwood floor and teacher says
" I've been on my knees all day and my knees and butt hurts"
Lmao

 

[m3th0dz!]

well my bus driver said last year "CLOSE THE WINDOWS IF YO WANNA YELL OUTSIDE" , we all ducked behind the seats and started laughing, hehehehe. I love the back seat XD

 

[Pains Requiem]

he didnt say anythign funny but check this:
last semester i had this semi-obese art teacher who had a almost-bald shaved head fat cheeks tatoos on his arm and would always coem into class with this weird look on his face. he would bitch at us a lot and sometime he would come in completely balde. this semester, he got busted smokin weed that faget-the whole class hated him.

 

[Lights]

"I saw ya, but I didnt see ya."

-Ms. Holder - Old black math teacher from 7th grade. She quit after half the year.

 

[GaNgStA DiAbLo]

my english teacher and the class were going over vocab words and one of the words that came up was "via" wich meant "to grow" lol so my teacher came up with a slogan for viagra with an old man stiking his thumb up and saying "viagra way to grow" and my teacher said that in the middle of class omg i was laughing so hard considering it came from a 50 year old man. lol

 

[shutupandgoaway]

The funniest thing my teacher has ever said is "Louisiana politics are really distorted and controversial."

 

[l33t bunny master]

You must have the IQ of a 3 year old.

It's called reverse Psychology, genius.

He's a psychology teacher..think about it..

have you ever had a teacher that endorses smoking so much that when told by him, you can smoke in class. now i don't think that hes using reverse pshycology if he's doing somethin he can get fired for. But then again i only got the IQ of a three year old.

 

[PunkGo]

some kid is jus a loser and most kids make fun of him....hes not like nerdy or anything he just acts stupuid on purpose...but he coach was leaving and he said.. "Coach, i dont like it when ur gone...everyone talks about me" before he could finish coach yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH"....i found it funny

 

[AzNsUpA-Boi]

lol i dunno.. some pretty wierd teachers.

 

[Forged]

My spanish teacher came to school after a root canal, and vicadin was not her friend.

 

[Glowy]

I remember my pscy professor once told me and i qoute..."Being Different is Ok brad...as long as you do not abuse your privalege" ......i think he was trying to say somthing to me :rollie


also my gay arts teachers used to call me stookstock..omg pissed me off so much...i remeber this scenoir



Ray: Ok Class who here thinks Mr StookStock's picture of a pinaple under the sea means more than just plain stupidty?
Brad: Well its better than ur masterpeice sculpture of a hippo with enherina...(apprently it was sopose to be some exotic indian dancing)

Ray: WELL MR. STOOKSTOCK LETS SEE YOU GET UP AND MAKES SOMETHING ARTISTIC BESIDES A STUPI PINABLE IN THE OCEAN....BTW WHERE DID YOU GET THIS IDEA

Brad: SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!!!

class: laughs...

Ray: I'll see you after class Mr. stookstock and jsut to let you know i wouldn't wipe my ass with your pinable...

Me: i know..its to good for your ass..



this really happen btw....stupid jungle homocidal queer flipper art teacher

 

[Samsara]

keep in mind that this has got to be the coolest MATH teacher known to man. his name was Mr. Shibuya and he had BLUE hair (no joke) cargo pants, usually a blue or purple shirt with simpsons or family guy ties. ear pierced with a dragon shaped earing, mismatched socks, black-painted fingernails and one of those kewl asian mustaches that go down all kewl.
and the the real kicker is that he is probably older than my parents.

his quote: "act your age".

 

[Jason]

Ahahah, dude I want that teacher!

I bet he has a hot daughter :O!!

 

[Hot Action Akule]

My friend mike was drawing and this sub teacher (ours got in a car accident this was in 8th grade and she broke her pelvic bone) anyway she said in her accent: "Thatsa nice hand job mike! think you can show me dat?"


Everyone fukin burst out laughing.... she had no clue. Btw I HATE THAT WOMAN.

 

[IDefy]

Language Arts class last year:

Mrs. Gamble: today were going to go to the computer labs so you can research your thesis

everyone: *whining*

Mrs. Gamble: Everyone grab your floppy dicks and go to mr. thayers room...

everyone: lololOLOlOLOLOLOLOlOloLOloLoLOlOLOlO omg ogmogm gmmgogmomgom

IT WAS SO HILARIOUS!