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Black Cat

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Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men
should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens)
and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the
theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.
 

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ROFL!!!!!!! thats pretty funny, but i still will continue to drink despite the results of the test.
 

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Noo, it ruins my life. I dont wanna be female, but i wanna drink beer.

-EDIT-

Oh its a joke, good.
 

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Originally posted by c9h13no3
Posted:
2004 08:14 PM

Edited:
2004 10:26 PM

Took 2 hours and 12 minutes to figure that out eh Russia?
Is that supposed to be funny or something? I have a thing called life, and it requires my attention. You should get one of those.
 

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heh...I just now decided to real that...thats one of the better things I've read in a while...
 

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Originally posted by Otmorosok
Is that supposed to be funny or something? I have a thing called life, and it requires my attention. You should get one of those.

Geez buddy calm down, hes just calling you stupid. . . Although i think you've already had enough beer, your acting out

Originally posted by Black Cat
3) Became overly emotional.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.

so take it easy, k.
 

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You bastards wanna peace of me. Shit, right now i am not drunk but still pissed can you morons just leave me the **** alone, i stop here cause i was just about to flame you. Ah screw that just noticed we in Asylum. Once again leave me alone, i am sure you have things to do, like having buttsecks with your gay lovers, or banging your mom. Isnt that what all americans do? Is it? Hmm, it seems like a country there gays have rights, yet the country that preeches about morals and shit has something as unnatural as gay people like you banging their moms. Was it supposed to make you cry you ask? I reply, yes it was, and you probably gonna, c go ahead start saying shit like gays have feelings too. You know what i dont care a damn.
 

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Ahh, B33R, N3CT4R OF TH3 GODZ!!!

...strange...i just heard that joke in my juvi' class last week.
 

c9h13no3

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Originally posted by Otmorosok
You bastards wanna peace of me. Shit, right now i am not drunk but still pissed can you morons just leave me the **** alone, i stop here cause i was just about to flame you. Ah screw that just noticed we in Asylum. Once again leave me alone, i am sure you have things to do, like having buttsecks with your gay lovers, or banging your mom. Isnt that what all americans do? Is it? Hmm, it seems like a country there gays have rights, yet the country that preeches about morals and shit has something as unnatural as gay people like you banging their moms. Was it supposed to make you cry you ask? I reply, yes it was, and you probably gonna, c go ahead start saying shit like gays have feelings too. You know what i dont care a damn.
^ Hella raged.

Btw, you're gay.......











..... kekekekekekekeke
 

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Lol, gay c9 called me gay. Sorry man not interested, and please stop calling me gay, you see to straight people thats an insult. Hope you learned something from my reply.
 

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Hes in Russia, and making fun of us for "having butseks with our moms" ...at least our ladies (moms too) have sex appeal...unlike your peopls fat unshaved walrus of a woman.
 

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Oh, i see the whole Asylum have turned against me. Hmm, well what can i say, I actually refered to c9 alone and no one else. I am gonna wait for your reply before saying anything else.
 

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How'd I know a Russian would reply to a beer thread?
 

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Now what you got against me? Didnt i clearify that all i said refered to C9 alone. Actually i reread my post and saw that it did refer to all of you. Hmm well whatever.
 

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You ****in bitches whats worng with you?! what the **** with the ganging up?! you hate russian people ? **** you!

Originally posted by DragnSkull
Hes in Russia, and making fun of us for "having butseks with our moms" ...at least our ladies (moms too) have sex appeal...unlike your peopls fat unshaved walrus of a woman.
ok fact time...

1. America is where there are most fat people in the world
2. There are more Russian super models the American
 

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No. Russians just generally drink themselves into their own stereotypes is all. :)
 
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