CoRtALoS uncensored

[Kamikaze]

it's so true to life

 

[Crookedfoot]

What about this isn't new?

Also you forgot that he tends to not flush his used condoms.
There's that thing he does with pictures of kittens.
And why does his cell phone need two vibrators hooked to it?

 

[Zaku]

Poor lawn Gnomes.

 

[Kitty]

WHAT KITTEN PICTURES? *holds a giant battleaxe while her eyes glow red*

 

[Starfish]

Originally posted by Zaku
Poor lawn Gnomes.

what the hell is a lawn Gnome?!?

 

[Jason]

Do you know what a gnome is?

 

[bamthedoc]

What kittens?

 

[Teddy]

coRtALoS: oooh baby
coRtALoS: again?
BoD Milo: no
BoD Milo: sc
BoD Milo: hurt my eyes
BoD Milo: i played too long
BoD Milo: and brocked my eye lid
BoD Milo: :-(
coRtALoS: brocked?
coRtALoS: gaheadga? is that you?
BoD Milo: no
BoD Milo: its Milo, or Teddy , which ever
coRtALoS: liar
BoD Milo: no
coRtALoS: only gaheadga says "brocked"
coRtALoS: that's it
coRtALoS: i'm IP banning you from BF
BoD Milo: im telliong
BoD Milo: ur not aloud
BoD Milo: amantis loves me
BoD Milo: more then u
BoD Milo: kthx owned
coRtALoS: she says fooey
BoD Milo: no
coRtALoS: http://www.roadsquadron.com/Cars/Hwing/
BoD Milo: she says.. * i want Teddy, he is so Strong and sexy*
BoD Milo: *unlike cort* * he is a tool, *
BoD Milo: that hood is ugly
coRtALoS: it's a ****in rebel H-Wing
coRtALoS: check out the night-lights
BoD Milo: no
BoD Milo: i refuse

 

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[coRtALoS]

Kittens will fall. Their reign of terror will decend like a plane full of kittens on fire, decending, quickly... because of me.

Gnomes have been known to consort with the F.E.R.D. (Felines Eminating Rancid Diarrhea), and thus must be eradicated, along with spaghetti spoons, croutons, all fish with names beginning with W, and Walruses that sleep standing over there.

Lastly, you're all IP banned for consorting with Kamikaze, who consorts with CrookedFoot, who consorts with Canadian-Antartican-Americans, who consorts with Amantis's pink thong, originally from Swooper's "Hot Date" thongs in his Super Secret Stash Alcove.

 

[x42bn6]

Blast it, I didn't even get to spam Battle Staff.

 

[Theroy]

Time to bring out the proxies then cort?

 

[x42bn6]

Trouble is, x42 has used just about every proxy available, lol..... Block 'em?

200+ IPs.....

 

[Theroy]

Originally posted by x42bn6
Trouble is, x42 has used just about every proxy available, lol..... Block 'em?

200+ IPs.....

I hav well over 2,000 proxies in my inbox alone.

 

[x42bn6]

Ow..... Half of the ones I use don't work with cookies well enough.

 

[Theroy]

Originally posted by x42bn6
Ow..... Half of the ones I use don't work with cookies well enough.

half the ones I have are dead.

 

[Jason]

I have no idea how to use a proxy. :wavey

 

[Kamikaze]

Amantis.... how come you've never shown me your pink thong?

 

[RuneyPoo]

Originally posted by Kamikaze
Amantis.... how come you've never shown me your pink thong?

Because I stole it from her... It is the secret to all happy candies!!!

 

[Starfish]

Originally posted by VizjereiMage
I have no idea how to use a proxy. :wavey

same over here :wavey

and yes I know what a gnome is...so a lawn gnome is a gnome that lives on your lawn? creepy