Anyone up for a riddle?

[Bandages]

Is any one out there ready to have their brain fondled? If so, lend me your ears, as I try to amaze, confuse, and make you beat the crap outta yourselves in lack of a better past time. Get ready, round 1 begins!

FIRST RIDDLE
A group of scientist were sent to Isreal to study two bodies that had just been dug up. Carbon dating show this couple to be over 3,000 years old.
Stupified, and dumbfounded, they call in their best man to look at the bodies. Upon arriving, the doc looks at the bodies, and in a split second, says they are Adam and Eve.
So here's the riddle, or rather, the question, how did the scientist know they were Adam and Eve?

 

[AxL]

was doc god?

i dont know....

 

[MoRonTheDuMbGuY]

Originally posted by Bandages
Is any one out there ready to have their brain fondled? If so, lend me your ears, as I try to amaze, confuse, and make you beat the crap outta yourselves in lack of a better past time. Get ready, round 1 begins!

FIRST RIDDLE
A group of scientist were sent to Isreal to study two bodies that had just been dug up. Carbon dating show this couple to be over 3,000 years old.
Stupified, and dumbfounded, they call in their best man to look at the bodies. Upon arriving, the doc looks at the bodies, and in a split second, says they are Adam and Eve.
So here's the riddle, or rather, the question, how did the scientist know they were Adam and Eve?

That's no riddle. That's some crap joke from some cheesy site. But then, I could be wrong.

 

[Legendarian]

Um... they were wearing jackets with their names sewn into it? I really have no clue.

 

[Bandages]

guys...come on....yes it's a chessy riddle....I guess I'll post the answer then I'll start with the real riddles. The Answer is they had no belly buttons.

 

[MoRonTheDuMbGuY]

Oh.. The simpsons are involved..?

 

[Bandages]

NEXT RIDDLE----these next few have been taken from the computer game. Baldurs Gate 2. They all have one thing in common with them...a bridge...see if you can figure out what the bridge stands for......

The Bridge has Fallen and ends in death....What is the Bridge?

1) Ruin 2) Age 3) Mercy 4) Existance 5) Life 6) Disease 7) Honor 8) Health

You are not alone on the Bridge..It Travels with you, and throught it you travel, and yet it does leave you behind. Who is with you?

1) The Bridge 2) Life 3) My Father 4) Charity 5) The Air 6) Friendship 7) Time 8) The Road

The Bridge is unstable, and the end changes place....Choose the most difficult step on the Bridge.

1) The first one, for there is fear in the unknown
2) The current one, for it alone is your choice
3) The last one, as the end of the journey is death

 

[Ignus]

These riddle r really weird... if u call them riddles
The Bridge has Fallen and ends in death....What is the Bridge?
#1??
You are not alone on the Bridge..It Travels with you, and throught it you travel, and yet it does leave you behind. Who is with you?
i think its #5 life
The Bridge is unstable, and the end changes place....Choose the most difficult step on the Bridge.
I would have to say the first one.

 

[Bandages]

good guesses...but not what I'm looking for sry...

 

[MoRonTheDuMbGuY]

Let's see.. I have not played bg2 in awhile. I think the first is Life, and the second is Time, and the third is The current step. I did not cheat on these when I played the game.. >.< It only took me two tries to get all the riddles right.

 

[AzNsUpA-Boi]

ok wtf how would adam and eve having no belly buttons tellin the doc its adam and eve?

 

[MoRonTheDuMbGuY]

Azn, I doubt that most people in these forums would understand that riddle.

 

[Bandages]

HAHAHA good job MoRon, you win.....any way.... the answer to AzN's q is Adam and Eve were created by God. Thus, they would have no Ambilical Cords attached, which in turn would not leave a belly button. Only mammols are born with AC's too.

 

[MoRonTheDuMbGuY]

Originally posted by Bandages
HAHAHA good job MoRon, you win

Do I get a prize..?

 

[Ignus]

tha... it...umm... *can't think of a response*...mmm....no... but...

 

[Bandages]

HAHAHA....finaly...*sniff*..a place were I can blend in with the rest of the worlds idiots.....*sniff*....IT'S PARADISE! Oh, and no MoRon, what could I give you anyway? A free password to lesbians.com? hahahah

 

[MoRonTheDuMbGuY]

Originally posted by Bandages
A free password to lesbians.com?

*Vibrates at the thought.* You could do that for me?!

 

[Bandages]

..um......ah.....ye..yeah?

 

[Ultmose]

no belly button

 

[Ultmose]

well, am i right?