1st Dates

[VegetaClam]

Happy Day Brothers,


Lets talk for a moment about women. Now and then you'll find a nice girl who will put out on the 1st date. This woman is a true prize. Except she has this hang up of not wanting you to think she's a slut. She'll spend atleast 10 mins explaining to you that she's not a slut or easy. For Clam's sake who cares? Your not a slut honey, I'm the Slut around here. I mean for real, I'd bone a chick before the 1st date. Hell all they gotta do is say "here! noW!" next thing, I got my pants down and Mr happy is doing jumping jacks up some poon.

So a recap Fun girls are great, but Yacking about not being a hoochie is a bore. Save That kind of talk for Sunday school.

-Vegeta Clam

 

[jd-inflames]

you never cease to amaze me VC....

 

[Jesus Is My Homeboy]

I Went On My Frist Date On Valentines Day
:S Ive been Out With Girls Before But Not a 'Date'
My Frist Date And My Girlfriend Was Sick Guess She Didnt Like Her Meal

 

[Jiggy]

Damn vc u r so damn funny. every post is about masturbating, sex or just lain stupidity. I love you!

 

[Zmoney]

I love you JIGGY!

 

[Jiggy]

Whoa...... lol u smell funny. lol



(deep down i love you to but shhh)




GO SWEETHOME

 

[DigitalElite]

YOu have the most funnest posts ever VegetaClam.

 

[AzNsUpA-Boi]

why? because thats all he thinks about??? lol jk... how old are you VC?

 

[sprucegoose]

brothers; vc already knows hes great he does not need all of u ass kissin in every thread he makes :wavey

 

[Jiggy]

LOL ass kissin well guess what? kiss my ass j/k

 

[Jimbo]

jiggy,vc is respected u are not now shhh

 

[Samsara]

ya how old are you oh wise one?

 

[Jimbo]

me or vc,im assuming vc,i remember reading he was 23 atleast thats what i remember what i read......

 

[Jiggy]

Listen here now jim morrison, i dont need respect to talk so u need to shhh before i stick a large rifle up ur bum hole and fire it into your ass

 

[Jimbo]

why dont you stick a rifle up my ass and fire it,oops i forgot its the internet u idiot

 

[Samsara]

i was talkin bout vc. after all he would have gotten a medal or something for a world record of boning all these women (so he says).

 

[Jiggy]

Oppps ill find out where u live and come and stick my rifle up ur butt hole and u will like it

 

[Jimbo]

jiggy i dont think anyone would actully like a rifle up there ass unless there stupid as you

 

[Jiggy]

Hey now, y cant we get along here ya know?

 

[Jimbo]

ill get along with u fine,but ure taking sides with immature people,
namely

nostalgia
zsquared